Know any jokes about boxers?

Only a f@g like you would think about Freddie Roach giving a good hand job. But ur the one who told me about it.... :| Uh oh, little fanboy angry that I made fun of his boyfriend's trainer? Cry about it bitch

I heard Amir Khan is making his acting debut soon. He's starting in the sequel to the movie "Gone in 60 seconds". It's called "Gone in 54 seconds" What does Michael Jackson and Clottey have in common ? They both wear gloves for no reason. And last one... Pacquiao will beat Floyd :haha: Jokes that weren't meant to be funny

What would England's greatest ever heavyweight, Lennox Lewis, have been if he had not been a boxer? Canadian.

Lol glad u liked it i half expected red k for that crap! lol Haha no it's funny in a corny way. I'd of give you a green K if it would damn let me :(

what's the difference between David Haye and my cock? My cock's hard when in the presence of a klit . Just heard that David Haye's wife has left him, she said it's not the first time he couldn't hit the Klit . David Haye blames "broken toe" for defeat. More like a "camel toe" as you boxed like a ***** . I wonder how much England paid in sponsorship for David Haye to wear the new England Shirt and get comprehensively beaten on European soil . David Haye - 'I think I proved a lot of people wrong tonight'. Yes, the people that thought you were going to win . Highway cops stopped David Haye. There was nothing dangerous in the glove compartment but he wasn't wearing a belt. Haye's excuse was he needed a tow. . Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic. By turning up . Didn't realise that the symptoms of Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment... . What's the difference between David Haye and my trousers? My trousers have a belt. . I think I should get half of David Haye's purse. I watched the fight in 3D, which meant I got closer to Klitschko than he did. . I was going to tell a decent joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe. . Whats the difference between my wife and David Haye? My wife can take a punch. . Who would of thought Klitchtoe would be reason . What's the difference between David Haye and France?... Actually there is no difference, they both give up quickly without resistance. . What's the difference between David Haye and a baked potato? The baked potato gets better after being wrapped in tin foil... . David Haye's like a cheap hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya... . "Funny, I thought David Haye said he was going to retire after the fight. I could have sworn he retired in the first round. #mytoehurts" Hahaha ''Didn't realise that the symptoms of Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment...''

Hahaa!!! Ffs some quality replies coming in. Lol glad u liked it i half expected red k for that crap! lol

Did u here about that boxer that stabbed a man, Tim something, used to be a heavyweight champion..? Witherspoon? No with a Knife! Hahaa!!! Ffs some quality replies coming in.

Richard Schaefer told a great one today: "Amir Khan May Have The Best Chin in Boxing" Hahaha that is the winner! It'll take a miracle to beat that joke.

I got one.. *Knock knock* Who's there..? Sucker.......... Sucker who? SUCKER PUNCH MAYWEATHER!!!!!!!! http://www.thegmanifesto.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Floyd-Mayweather-Knocks-Out-Victor-Ortiz-in-The-Fourth1.jpg lollololoolol! I'm ashamed to admit I found that strangely funny .... so retarded and simple.

Audley Harrison...

what's the difference between David Haye and my cock? My cock's hard when in the presence of a klit . Just heard that David Haye's wife has left him, she said it's not the first time he couldn't hit the Klit . David Haye blames "broken toe" for defeat. More like a "camel toe" as you boxed like a ***** . I wonder how much England paid in sponsorship for David Haye to wear the new England Shirt and get comprehensively beaten on European soil . David Haye - 'I think I proved a lot of people wrong tonight'. Yes, the people that thought you were going to win . Highway cops stopped David Haye. There was nothing dangerous in the glove compartment but he wasn't wearing a belt. Haye's excuse was he needed a tow. . Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic. By turning up . Didn't realise that the symptoms of Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment... . What's the difference between David Haye and my trousers? My trousers have a belt. . I think I should get half of David Haye's purse. I watched the fight in 3D, which meant I got closer to Klitschko than he did. . I was going to tell a decent joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe. . Whats the difference between my wife and David Haye? My wife can take a punch. . Who would of thought Klitchtoe would be reason . What's the difference between David Haye and France?... Actually there is no difference, they both give up quickly without resistance. . What's the difference between David Haye and a baked potato? The baked potato gets better after being wrapped in tin foil... . David Haye's like a cheap hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya... . "Funny, I thought David Haye said he was going to retire after the fight. I could have sworn he retired in the first round. #mytoehurts"

Did u here about that boxer that stabbed a man, Tim something, used to be a heavyweight champion..? Witherspoon? No with a Knife!

Richard Schaefer told a great one today: "Amir Khan May Have The Best Chin in Boxing"

bert sugar, larry merchant and ESPN will undoubtedly objectively tell it how it is. for the future BOXING fans. dont worry. A load old of senile, racist old men, lol.

Best joke ever! Q/ Manny Pacquaio will you be willing to take the test to fight Floyd Mayweather? A/ Talk ta meh pwomoter Bob Awum Trollololol!

what legacy? cherry picking, ducking, multiple retirements or sucker punching? pretty joke of a legacy for TRUE boxing fan like myself. No worse than cherry picking, ducking, scared to take a test, fighting at b/s catchweights & peoples left overs, knocked out twice against complete bums, etc :)

floyd's legacy. seriously thats the end of the joke.lol .lol. yh. because. his. legacy. and. achievements. are so. crap. right? lol.

Heres my favourite boxing joke. Joe Cortez. LOL! winner :rofl:

Heres my favourite boxing joke. Joe Cortez. LOL!

I hear Freddie Roach gives the best Handjobs... think about it Parkinson's Only a f@g like you would think about Freddie Roach giving a good hand job.