My thoughts about Nikolaj Valuev

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3434/6421y.jpg little valuev when he was a cub. :rofl: :rofl:

if he did get swole.......would we even notice?

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3434/6421y.jpg little valuev when he was a cub.

Have You ever wondered, why Nikolaj Valuev is so big, so strong and so goddamn hairy? I thought about it, and i know all the Reasons. Let me explain it to you. Nikoaj Valuev is as big as a Bear, heavy as a Bear, and even he is hairy like a Bear. I think, that in the cold War, the Russians have tried to create an Ultra strong and scary Super Soldier. He has to be smart (what Valuev absolutely is) he has to be big & strong (what he is, too) and too survive cold winters, he has to be as hairy as an animal (yeah, he is, too) So, the Russians created him in Petry dishes in Genetic Labors. And they where pretty succesfull, it was not perfect, but it was a good attempt. But as the cold war ended, they didn´t use him anymore and let him go. That explains everything, he walks through Bazookas and Bombs, but he dind´t fell. Haven´t u wondered, why Nikolaij Valuev never got a cut? And that´s not all, in all his fights, he even didn´t get one single swelling ore some black eyes. Every Boxer get´s something like this in his Career. But not him... Think about it! I think this is a seriously offensive post, and should, be withdrawn, if that'sossible. Only a very ignorant person could write such stuff.

Valuev's mother was raped by a bear.

haha...The big hole in your theory is that Valuev got his sh1t pushed in by wee david haye...Not super solider material if his pinky toe can slow him down. Valuev simply suffers from Gigantism. It is a medical condition. God bless him.

Actually Valuev was supposed to be Russia's response to Shaquille O'Neal who the USA genetically engineered to be a US super soldier before cancelling this military program. China would later try to follow behind the US and Rissia by creating a new breed of super soldier called Yao Ming.

Interesting theory, actually, Flomos were created by our government in the 1950’s to deter homosexualism in male youth. However, when we hit the year 2000’s the experiment went horribly wrong and now boxingscene is infested with Flomo behavior.