News about the Hayemaker UK listen up

From London Times: David Haye, a master of promotion, has come out with two new products. On the heels of his wide UD decision loss to HW King Dr. Wladimir Klitschko, David has come out with a new line of toe-nail polish, and perfume, under the brand "La Queefe". The brand hopes to capture the brave effort he has put forth in the ring while suffering in tremendous agony due to a broken pinky toe from 4 weeks prior to fight night, for which he received two cortizone injections to no avail. "Hayemaker Promotions has already published a "bookazine", t-shirts, and a video game in the past and we thought that this new line would speak not only as to who David really is, but also show his more feminine side..." said his long-time confidant and buddy Adam Booth. Speaking of his new line: "It's not just for the ladies out there, it's for all my fans. I tried on all the colors myself and they look fabulous.... I especially dig the hot pink, that's my favorite." Asked whether he will consider fighting Dr. Vitaly Klitschko, Wladimir's older brother who has called him out in a recent press conference, David had this to say: "I have no beef with Vitaly, I am not sure why he would want to fight me, but I moved up my retirement day, so I am officially retired." I am sure David will be missed by all of his loyal UK fans, who could forget the quality fights he has provided us over the past 3 years - there was the exciting Valuev battle and the "Rumble in South Hampton" against 40 year old Audley Harrison. And of course the brave performance against a future great, Wladimir Klitschko. Yes, the boxing world will surelue miss David Haye.