I Choked-Out A Boxer!!!

So, I'm at my local MMA gym training. All of sudden some b!tch-ass boxer comes into the gym ranting about how us MMA guys aren't sh!t and that he could easily kick our asses. So, he challenges anybody in the gym to fight him. Like the true warrior that I am, I immediately step up to the challenge. We get ready and we go at it. We circle each other for a couple seconds. Then the pillow-fighter closes the distance and tries to land an overhand right. Immediately I block his punch, pull guard, and pull off an awesome flying triangle choke. The pillow-fighter goes to sleep before he's even able to tap. I stood over his lifeless body and said "what's up now biiiyatch" Hahaha.