A list of fat bums who did better than David Haye

5. Fat bum Samuel Peter: knocked Wlad down three times and took him to a narrow points decision. Bum rating 75% 4. Fat bum Ross Puritty: took Wlad into the late rounds and TKOed him late in front of his home crowd. Bum rating: 80% 3. Fat (skinny) bum Davarryl Williamson: knocked Wlad down at lost a split decision. Bum rating: 61% 2. Fat bum with braids Lamon Brewster: weathered a firestorm of punches and TKOed Wlad in the fifth. Bum rating: 79% 1. Fat golfer bum Corrie Sanders: destroyed Wlad with ease in two rounds. Bum rating: 100% Jeez, what a bunch of absolute bums these guys are. They didn't even have the decency to not knock Wlad down and make a lame excuse about it afterwards. Haye must be proud he'll never be associated with these clownshoes.