David Haye Jokes....

Didn't realise that the symptoms of Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment... ---------- What's the difference between David Haye and my trousers? My trousers have a belt. ---------- I think I should get half of David Haye's purse. I watched the fight in 3D, which meant I got closer to Klitschko than he did. ---------- I was going to tell a decent joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe. ---------- Whats the difference between my wife and David Haye? My wife can take a punch. ---------- Who would of thought Klitchtoe would be reason ---------- Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic. By turning up.

Comments (10)

alza1988

I just read it wasn't a broken toe it was athlete's foot .That's why he was running like f--k .

14y ago

gingeralbino

What's the difference between David Haye and my cock? My cock's hard when in the presence of a klit Just heard that David Haye's wife has left him, she said it's not the first time he couldn't hit the Klit David Haye blames "broken toe" for defeat. More like a "camel toe" as you boxed like a ***** I wonder how much England paid in sponsorship for David Haye to wear the new England Shirt and get comprehensively beaten on European soil David Haye - 'I think I proved a lot of people wrong tonight'. Yes, the people that thought you were going to win Highway cops stopped David Haye. There was nothing dangerous in the glove compartment but he wasn't wearing a belt. Haye's excuse was he needed a tow. Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic. By turning up

14y ago

BrotherDudeJack

David Haye :rofl::rofl::rofl: He's a joke.

14y ago

intoccabile

what's the difference between david haye and france?... Actually there is no difference, they both give up quickly without resistance. ----------------------------------------------------------------- what's the difference between david haye and a baked potato? The baked potato gets better after being wrapped in tin foil... ---------------------------------------------------------------- david haye's like a cheap hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya... --------------------------------------------------------------- that's all i got for now.. hahahahahaha

14y ago

Mr_Philadel

David Haye :rofl::rofl: bwahahahahahahahaha....what a joke :fing02:

14y ago

alza1988

Haye should have got some of that kangaroo meat Matthew Hatton was eating before the Alvarez fight to put the spring back in his step . http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/boxing/3445354/Matthew-Hatton-Clever-roos-will-win-me-world-title.html

14y ago

BoxerDood

"Funny, I thought David Haye said he was going to retire after the fight. I could have sworn he retired in the first round. #mytoehurts"

14y ago

BostonGuy

What's the difference between David Haye and France?... Actually there is no difference, they both give up quickly without resistance. ----------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between David Haye and a baked potato? The baked potato gets better after being wrapped in tin foil... ---------------------------------------------------------------- David Haye's like a cheap hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya... --------------------------------------------------------------- That's all I got for now..

14y ago

BoxerDood

Ain't no stoppin' us now, except ma toe

14y ago

WladIsTheChamp

What's the difference between Gayevid and a running vagina? At some point the vagina stops running....

14y ago