Comments Thread For: David Haye: Klitschko is Boxing's Borat, He Wears Mankinis

Lmfao, this thread is nothing without pics. :moon: :lol1:

I don't understand the complaints. Surely any Klitschko fan would welcome a genuine challenge, so that Wlad can prove he's the best and also to unify all the belts. Haye is a massive underdog, he just knows how to get people talking and sell a fight. If he can generate £4-5M fighting a bum like Audley, imagine how much money he'll generate fighting the best HW in the world. It's all just business. Problem is, Haye thinks he sounds funny/entertaining, but he sounds the opposite. He's tasteless, no class.

:lol1: :lol1: This is good stuff. Wlad is going to get so angry that he'll fight even if he's injured. Angry about this? I think Wlad is bored with Haye...

hahaha haye is hilarious cant wait for him to end the career of borat, i mean wlad

+1 Wlad speaks FOUR languages! Wlad will be speaking another language when Haye sparks him the fuck out.

He does pretty well for a guy who only learned to speak English recently. How is Haye's German or Russian vocabulary doing? +1 Wlad speaks FOUR languages!

Nothing like a little ethnic stereotyping for laughs. I gotta say I never found S. Baron Cohen funny in any of his guises. The Three Stooges at least didn't pretend to be ironic highbrow comedy. What was funny about the Cohen characters was not his racial stereotyping (which was not the point of it at all, and in fact was meant to be ironic), but the way he took people in. Ali G getting people like Tony Benn, Mohamed Al Fayad and Boutros Boutros Ghali to take him seriously despite the outrageously stupid questions he was asking them, was hilarious. Borat getting white American anti-Semites to go into detail about how they wanted to murder all the Jews (little suspecting that he is Jewish) was also hilarious. So in fact it was ironic highbrow comedy of a sort, but it seems to have been too subtle for you and you missed the point.

:lol1: :lol1: Haye-1 Wlad-0 Haye is pwning hard!

wouldnt surprise me if wlad lets vitali chase him around naked with a rubber fist shaped dildo! OK exactly what does this comment have to do with boxing? This is just a mean spirited post and is nothing more than a childish insult.I don't mind Haye fans posting opinions why they think Haye will win,or even thier strange Dellisions that Haye has actually done anything note worthy at heavy weight(Haye was a decent cruiser weight,but not very good at heavy weight).If you are going to insult Vlad and Vitali Klitschko at least keep it refrenced to boxing or at least make it funny.

Ha ha Haye gave me a chuckle with the mankini comment. I appreciate his entertaining bs as I will enjoy seeing him get ko'd all the more for it. Let's hope he gets Wlad all fired up :banana:

wouldnt surprise me if wlad lets vitali chase him around naked with a rubber fist shaped dildo!

No, I am referring specifically to Haye being black on the outside but white on the inside. His attempts to act "gangsta," along with his cornrows, are laughable. Ok I have to agree with you there,Haye trying to be gangsta getto is weak.Almost as bad as Solis with that stupid gold and diamond spongebob necklace.(Solis will more than likely be broke in 5 years)

Haye is an Oreo cookie. Hang on now,I am a bit of an Oreo cookie,but I am not a Haye fan,I perfer the Klitschkos over Haye,(Haye and I are about the same skin tone ,but I am half redneck and half Puerto Rican)There is nothing wrong with being of mixed Hertitage.(mixes are usaully better looking:lew:

DAVID HAYE has compared heavyweight rival Wladimir Klitschko to mankini-wearing comedy creation Borat and finds it hard to take him seriously. Click Here To Read More] Haye is Ali G. And it's impossible to take him seriously.

lmao Haye is on point!

Hahahahaha, Borat comparison is hilarious. At least he's keeping it light hearted. I want some Wlad quotes!

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff314/zachearls/GIF/Borat.gif :lol1: hahahaha!

I honestly find it hard to believe anyone actually thinks this nonsense is humorous. If Wlad is Borat than Haye is Wayne Brady, a lame ass wannabe who writes comedy for people with no sense of humor. If the trash talk is this mediocre from the get go I can't imagine how pathetically unfunny it is going to be 3 months from now.

Haye can talk all he wants trying to convince himself he has a chance. B level fighters don't beat this version of Wlad. There will be nowhere to hide in that ring July 2 and there is no way of him getting out of this beating that's coming to him.

find a vid where he gets sparked, not just rocked, but anyway cant wait until the fight...its already entertaining Haye by TKO