Wlad's ugly...his neck's too long and he's got a Jew nose. Haye's more handsome than both Klits, but Vitali's got that manly Eastern European "bear" look Wlad lacks. Wlad's more effeminate, but he isn't pretty enough to be a pretty boy.
Patterson today would be a sex symbol. I can imagine him with a shape-up, earring and maybe an eyebrow slit.
Haye's chipmunk cheeks and corn rows will never a dish make. Vitali's a manly fooker I'll give you that, but his lips are too fat and his eyes too deep-set and close together to make for a truly dishy boxer. Wlad's effeminately manly looks trump any pouting pseudo-manilness that Haye might hope to dupe his UK public with. Though Sky's hype team will make you think otherwise.
Honestly...De La Hoya-PBF. Only fight ever where I was actually hoping for MORE clinching.
Before that fight it was Ali-Patterson. Patterson was real cute but I never see his name come up in these discussions.
True. Patterson is underrated in the ATG dishy category. P4P I'd actually rate him number two in the top ten dishiest heavyweights of all time. I only rate Wlad higher because I'm an unbelievably unrepentant racist.
does it count if I finished one off as theywere hugging after the decision had been announced?
Yes it does, damn you. Wish I'd have paced myself better.
I had four. And a fifth one where nothing came out. You're obviously not a real boxing fan.
does it count if I finished one off as theywere hugging after the decision had been announced?