Timothy Bradley has a weapon that his last 6 opponents couldn’t avoid, HIS HEAD. His last 6 opponents, including Devon Alexander has fallen victim to his most viscous weapon. Timothy Bradley’s cranium has is suspected of containing intergalactic banned substances. More notably, he is using an new Klingon Performance Enhancing Drug that is designed to promote isolated growth in one targeted area of the human body, his cranium. Such advanced sinister chemical engineering can only be the work of the Klingon Empire.
KAPLAH!!!
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Be warned of this Cranial Terror as he known by many aliases:
Max HEADrum
HEADy Murphy
HEAD Detective
CRANIUMous Prime
Babu Worf
Shredder’s Helmet
Cranial Slope Of Sorrow
Charging Spear