TRAV1$ Presents: POINTLESS THREADS 101 "HORUSOLOGY"

POINTLESS THREADS 101: HORUSOLOGY Lesson #1 The Poster must be able to constantly display various ‘modes’ of pointlessness. 1. Trolling 2. Timewasting 3. Hammering on the keyboard 4. Spamming 5. Dribbling and drooling The Poster is generally a Flomo by Nature. Typically has Homoerotic undertones Masturbates with a rhythm 1. Rhythm of offensive motion. (Floyd-Mosley) 2. Rhythm of defensive motion. (Floyd-Castillo) Changes of font and colour, italics and underlining all are part of a repertoire of constantly mind-numbingly boring mannerisms designed to alter the perspective of the observer, a kind of pointless motion. I call these various types of counterproductive posting techniques ‘modalities of aimlessness'. This tradition has always been passed down from Horus to Flomo's mainly through experiencing the ‘endless wave’ of these modalities as well as using spamming to pass on information. However it is the insights that are gained through these experiences and the ability to execute that creates true trolls. True Master of this art usually spend the first few posts of an account studying Wikipedia and imagining unlikely events. Once Horusology is trace and locked and the pace increases, this is usually when their red karma kicks in. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_427cVLR5hpI/S0bw_VlHWPI/AAAAAAAAA2s/h8P_ugErFgc/s400/mayweather+chicken.jpg