Haye would really test Wladimar

Please. That was twelve F.U.C.K.I.N.G. years ago! When was the last time Wlad even looked remotely in trouble in a fight? Probably against Peter in 2005, which was FIVE YEARS ago. Haye will not land anything of substance against Wlad, and will get his face caved-in as a result of Wlad's huge power. Those shots Peter was taking were FEROCIOUS. And this is why Haye is fighting the Audley Hairrissons of the world. (A fighter who probably isn't even in the top 50 HW's world-wide.) I hope Audley fuggin' torches Haye just to shut his idiotic fans up. (Like yourself.) Do you seriously have a man-crush on Haye or something? Like dude, he's not THAT good. You severely overrate him. Like I said earlier, I think he'd have a very tough time with likes of Adamek and Arreola. Again, Haye isn't that good, i've never said he was GREAT. However, Wlad isn't GREAT either, he is there to be hit. You say how Peter was taking some ferocious shots, that's because he stands still, his movement is almost non-existent. Haye is mobile, he moves, there is no chance in hell Wlad would land as frequent vs Haye. You are comparing Peters to Haye, which is absurd. It's not me who's overrating anyone here, as i've said before Haye isn't that great, but neither is Wlad. Haye has a far better chance of beating Wlad than Peters did last night, he was destroyed because his movement sucks. He was a human punch-bag. Sorry but Peters in my opinion made Wlad look better than he is last night, I mean come-on Peters had ZERO pop last night, not that I condone his performance as being bad but he is VERY limited as a professional.

Haye would KHTFO Haye would: - "keep hunting the fortune-giving opponent"? - "knacker himself through fagoty offense"? - "krap himself till fagged out"?

I only need to look at Wlad being put on queer street by bums, his chin is vulnerable! Haye has the power to shatter it again. Wlad chin isn't any better, it's still the same, the problem is not many can land on it because they throw as slow as my grandma. Haye has the speed to connect. I only need to look at Wlad to put him on queer street. His chin is that bad.

Haye already has a pair. They're just horribly shrivelled from his excessive testosterone abuse. But he wouldn't need any balls to beat Wlad. Hell, he could have a vagina and a pair of tits and still beat that bum Wladimir (who was knocked out by Ross Puritty!! Twelve years ago!!!) I only need to look at Wlad being put on queer street by bums, his chin is vulnerable! Haye has the power to shatter it again. Wlad chin isn't any better, it's still the same, the problem is not many can land on it because they throw as slow as my grandma. Haye has the speed to connect.

No, perhaps im less more gullible in thinking Wlad is as great as past HW'S (laughs my ass off) he is far from anything invisible in the ring, he is there to be hurt. Haye could put Wlad on queer street as could Wlad put Haye on queer street! Wlad is not terminator, Vitali would completely dismantle, violate him in less 5 rounds. Wlad couldn't put Haye on queer street if he rammed him up the arse with a twleve inch dildo. This is Haye's fight to lose (and sign the contract to).

It's obvious Wladimar was racking up some atrocious negotiations for Haye, hence why they were never accepted. As soon as Haye grows a pair, he has every chance of beating Wlad (not so much Vitali). Wladimar my friend is not superman, i've seen him destroyed by bums like Ross Purity! Haye already has a pair. They're just horribly shrivelled from his excessive testosterone abuse. But he wouldn't need any balls to beat Wlad. Hell, he could have a vagina and a pair of tits and still beat that bum Wladimir (who was knocked out by Ross Puritty!! Twelve years ago!!!)

What the hell? You saying Haye can't take one of Wlad's powder puff punches? You're not a British boxing fan, you're a traitor. Go cry in the corner and slap yourself thirty three times. http://uwlib5.uwyo.edu/blogs/dustyshelves/files/2008/02/union-jack2.jpg See, I'm a real British boxing fan, me. No, perhaps im less more gullible in thinking Wlad is as great as past HW'S (laughs my ass off) he is far from anything invisible in the ring, he is there to be hurt. Haye could put Wlad on queer street as could Wlad put Haye on queer street! Wlad is not terminator, Vitali would completely dismantle, violate him in less 5 rounds.

Agreed. I think Haye is trying to build a name in the US before taking on either of the Klitschko's. At the moment none of the big TV companies would pick up a fight between Haye and Klitschko but if Haye continues to rack up impressive KO wins then the fight becomes more marketable and the big money boys will start to take notice. I don't think Haye is ducking the Klitschko brothers I think he is simply making a name for himself before fighting the best. Yep, he needs to take on and brutally beat Audley in order to make a name for himself in the States (and for that British boxing hater Dan Rafael to finally stand up and take notice). Everyone and their dog knows who Audley is in the States (hell, even a dirt-poor steppe nomad from Uzbekistan knows who Audley is; in fact he probably has a faded poster of Audley pinned to his horse's arse). When Haye brutally knocks Harrison's head off (whch will then fly into the air and land in Hayden Pantyhair's lap) then everyone will know the name of David "I'm not a beeeech who's ducking the Klitschkos" Haye. Everyone.

I know this much: Haye will never have enough balls to even GET IN THE RING with Wladimir. This much he has already proven. :D Even FOR a 50/50 split. *And* if and when Haye fights Wlad (and that's an ENORMOUS if) I promise you he won't last 8 rounds against either brother. Face it: Your hero is a F.U.C.K.I.N.G. fraud. Give me ONE, and I'll repeat myself: ONE good reason why Haye backed out of his fight with Wlad in order to fight Audley? Please, I'm begging you. Since you know so much about boxing, this should be quite easy for you to answer, shouldn't it? You Limey trash are too easy to expose, just like your fraudulent heroes. Next? It's obvious Wladimar was racking up some atrocious negotiations for Haye, hence why they were never accepted. As soon as Haye grows a pair, he has every chance of beating Wlad (not so much Vitali). Wladimar my friend is not superman, i've seen him destroyed by bums like Ross Purity! lol @ wlads chin being as bad as haye's. wlad hasnt been hurt by blown up middleweights. youre so underrating wlad its not even funny Regardless of how good Wladimar chin is, I can assure you if Haye lands he'd be on queer ****. I know what Wlad is capable of but im just not buying into 'Wlad is untouchable' everyone has their flaws at the end of the day, and they can be exposed, Haye included. I can tell you Wlad is not untouchable, he can be hurt, and very easily if you can hit that chin. Quit acting like Wlad is some kind of Incredible Hulk, your embarrassing yourself.

As much as I think Haye is a complete cock, he is equipped far more than Wlad recent opponents. If you fail to see this, then your being biased. Lol at if Wlad lands one punch Haye would be down. To a certain extent that's true but come on Wlads chin is just as bad as Haye, one big shot Wlad would be on queer street, You and I know it. Haye is an idiot but I still think he is better then any PAST Wlad opponent. What the hell? You saying Haye can't take one of Wlad's powder puff punches? You're not a British boxing fan, you're a traitor. Go cry in the corner and slap yourself thirty three times. http://uwlib5.uwyo.edu/blogs/dustyshelves/files/2008/02/union-jack2.jpg See, I'm a real British boxing fan, me.

Vlad has been down on the canvas 11 times in his career according to Sky sports. Anyone know how many times Haye has been down? Thompson, Mock, Mormeck

Vlad has been down on the canvas 11 times in his career according to Sky sports. Anyone know how many times Haye has been down?

LMAO Wladimar is as glassed chinned as Haye! If Haye landed one of his bombs it's lights out for Wlad. He is very ordinary, if you can't see that then you need to get your head checked. Any past GREAT hw's would make quick work of Wlad Exactly, Primo Carnera (who was like Wladimir on amphetamines) would have made short work of that chinny bum. Hell, even Billy Conn, Two Ton Galento and Joe Choynski would have literally knocked Wlad's head off (it would have flown sixty feet in the air and landed in Hayden Pantyhair's lap who would have then tossed it disdainfully at Boris Becker who would have then tossed it to Vitali who would have burst into tears like a little girly man). Haye would literally explode Wlad's head like an over-ripe Melon, after taking seventeen flush right hands from the hapless Ukrainian and laughing full in his face.

Lol at the comparsion to Peters. He was horrible tonight, his technique was no better than a good fighter down my local pub. Haye is far more equiped than Peters. Haye has more winny, deca and d-bol in his system than Peter, that's for sure. And his wild, lunging haymakers are almost Mayweather-like in their technical perfection.

Atleast Wladimir hasn't been floored by a SMW....

Not like Peters who look gassed after a couple of rounds, and had horrible tactics! Wladimar really isn't that great, the constant holding, and same old jab followed by the right. Haye wouldn't allow this holding to happen, he is far more lively and has way more technique than the the past Wladimar opponents. Wladimar is very ordinary, there is nothing to suggest to me that he would dominate Haye. So much excellence and intelligence in this post it makes me feel vaguely nauseous (in an awestruck way). Apparently, according to this Stephen Hawking-esque fellow, David Haye has awesome stamina. I must be blind because according to my non-intelligent eyes he's demonstrated absolutely garbage stamina in the past, so oxygen hungry are his steroid enhanced pseudo-bodybuilder muscles. He's also apparently extremely technically acute, which was I guess why only ATGs John Ruiz, Mormeck, Valuev, Barrett... were able to land hard shots to his cast iron jaw. Apparently Wladimir is very ordinary since no one since 2005 has been able to win more than a couple of rounds off him per fight. Haye would, of course, dominate Mr Ordinary (my new name for Wladimir since it's so apt) with his silky smooth Carl Froch-equque skills, iron jaw and enormous steroid-enhanced sexy pecs. It would be such a mismatch it isn't even funny. Of course, Audley Harrison is a different kettle of fish entirely...

Well it would be an intresting fight just a shame Haye doesnt feel he can win atm.

Haye would cause him a lot of problems everyone wants to see the fight. I don't know if he would win but he has a chance, he would have to KO/TKO him because he wouldn't win a decision he doesn't throw enough punches.

Unless he lands a lucky punch or a big early combination to drop Wlad then Haye has very little chance against this version of Wlad. Too dominant, too good defensively, huge punch output. Haye would start running from round 2 on and it would be a one-sided beatdown. He wouldn't stand a chance.

Oh shut the hell up Haye is a glass chinned coward who pussied out of 3 fights with the Klitschkos If the fight ever happens, Haye gets KTFO by the first punch Wlad lands of course thats the high percentage that wlad wins but if haye lands 1 good one its over for old stiffy lurch quickfast.