i wished i was floyd's dance partner/boy band member

word is floyd has no good, possible dancing partner. but i would love to be floyd's real dance partner, no homo. he's got some good moves on the dance floor. i always fantasize about beginning in a boy band with floyd, manny, khan, and sexy sergio. manny would be the front man cuz of his singing skills and bright smile, like justin. floyd would be the bad boy of the group with the best dance moves. he's the sensitive rebel of the group, like joey from the backstreet boys. sexy sergio would be the handsome heartthrob of the band who gets the hottest ladies. and he can sing in spanish like menudo. khan would be the good, boy next door virgin, but he gets caught in scandals cuz he sends famous women pictures of his boner. he sends one to miley cyrus, but she couldn't tell if that pic was amir's cock, or her dad's. willy wank daddy would be the DJ and rapper. i got mean mic skills in my fantasies, like the white fat joe. and de la hoya is our manager.