Breaking News: Floyd Breaks Pencil, Fight In Jeopardy

Ducksville, NV: Sources close to the Mayweather camp report that Floyd suffered what is being described as a 'serious training setback' this morning. Mayweather has been engaging in intense training sessions over the past week ahead of the long awaited contract signing, often practising his signature for two or three hours at a time. It was during one of these that bystanders heard a 'snapping sound'. Concerned onlookers crowded around and it was soon feared that Floyd had suffered a clean break to his pencil. Later scans confirmed the diagnosis: http://imagineannie.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/pencil20-20broken1.jpg Experts fear that such a serious break could delay the signing for many months. Even after the damage is fixed, there would have to be a lengthy rehabilitation process and Mayweather would have to start his training for the contract signing all over again. Mayweather himself could not be reached for comment, his father Floyd Mayweather Senior was contacted, but no-one was really sure what he said.