I'll share a true story.
I was a at a bar with a few friends. This bar was known to be shady (a lot of fights).
Dude in front of me pushes some other dude, before I knew it 10 people fighting each other, scraping hard. NO JOKE!
These white, stocky Bouncers come it, one for one they each come in and apply a choke hold or arm lock on each guy fighting. Each guy tries to fight back against the bouncer, struggling etc.... Except for this one black, huge ****ing bouncer who comes in with a CLASSIC BOXER STANCE, both hands up by the chin (Tyson's peek-a-boo style). He approaches two bar fighters and they just give up ("hands up in the air" style give-up). He just walks them out (2 guys), while each other bouncer struggles to get their guy out.
Fuking surreal. The rest of the night I spent asking the dude what he knew, etc. He told me he was amateur boxer that went to jail on some bullshit.
Fuk he looked the part though.
I'm mentioning race here so that you can picture what I saw. It was very impressive, given how mma is a strong fad here in canada.
Boxing >> ALL
if its at a gay bar mma guy wins. any other bar fight gets broken up when it hits the ground. boxer wins as long as hes not a boxer of apples and oranges.
If the boxer is a KO artist then he has a punchers chance, just like the MMA guy,
If the MMA guy has drank more than the Boxer, then the Boxer has the advantage.
If the Boxer has drank more then the MMA fighter, the MMA guy has the edge.
If one sucker punches the other then the Puncher has the advantage over the punchy...lol
What time is it?
IS it a gay bar?
Are they at the table or the bar?
Do they have friends with them?
Are the women at the bar, "ride or die"?:banana: