Somone fill me in on the Haye situation?

Search is your friend, there's about 20 threads about his upcoming options in this forum alone.

Maybe you should have asked someone Instead of asking in an open forum If you ask me that was kinda dumb Anyways, Klit wants to fight and Haye's on the run Its dumberer to not recognise a joke when you see one.

The situation went a bit like this: Haye fans: Klits are boring, Haye will save the division! Haye: I want to fight Wlad, but he is too scared. Wlad: Ok let's fight. Haye: Great, oh no wait, I'm injured :rolleyes: Haye fans: He's telling the truth. He will still be the saviour of the heavyweight division. Then Haye: I still want to fight, K brothers are scared though. Vitali: Ok, let's fight. Haye: Great. Only joking, I'm going to fight Valuev instead. Don't worry though, it'll be a FOTY candidate. Haye fans before the fight: Haye will destroy this guy and be very exciting. Haye fans after the fight: Of course Haye fought that way, it's the only way to beat such a big opponent. Everyone knew this beforehand. Then Haye: I will destroy the K brothers very soon. K brothers: OK, shall we arrange something? Haye: Yeah...though obviously I have to fight John Ruiz first. Haye fans: Fair enough. Mandatories are important, especially to such a respectable org as the WBA. Then Wlad: David Haye, you are a bitch and a coward. I will give you every single financial demand you ask for. You can even have a rematch clause. Just fight me. Adam Booth: David Haye wants to spend time with his family so can't arrange anything at the moment. Although we are planning to arrange a fight with Audley Harrisson of course. Haye fans: Yeah, even our deluded moron selves can't come up with a defence for this. Don't worry though, we're working on it! This cracked me up. Great post, greened.

The situation went a bit like this: Haye fans: Klits are boring, Haye will save the division! Haye: I want to fight Wlad, but he is too scared. Wlad: Ok let's fight. Haye: Great, oh no wait, I'm injured :rolleyes: Haye fans: He's telling the truth. He will still be the saviour of the heavyweight division. Then Haye: I still want to fight, K brothers are scared though. Vitali: Ok, let's fight. Haye: Great. Only joking, I'm going to fight Valuev instead. Don't worry though, it'll be a FOTY candidate. Haye fans before the fight: Haye will destroy this guy and be very exciting. Haye fans after the fight: Of course Haye fought that way, it's the only way to beat such a big opponent. Everyone knew this beforehand. Then Haye: I will destroy the K brothers very soon. K brothers: OK, shall we arrange something? Haye: Yeah...though obviously I have to fight John Ruiz first. Haye fans: Fair enough. Mandatories are important, especially to such a respectable org as the WBA. Then Wlad: David Haye, you are a bitch and a coward. I will give you every single financial demand you ask for. You can even have a rematch clause. Just fight me. Adam Booth: David Haye wants to spend time with his family so can't arrange anything at the moment. Although we are planning to arrange a fight with Audley Harrisson of course. Haye fans: Yeah, even our deluded moron selves can't come up with a defence for this. Don't worry though, we're working on it! I see. How unpleasant.

I said some ONE!! I didnt want this torrent of responses!!!!

Haye's dreadful lack of fights each year annoys me, Haye's management since moving up to heavyweight annoys me, Haye's big mouth and then no mouth at all annoys me, Haye still not taking on Vitali or Wlad annoys me, Haye's team talking about fighting Harrison annoys me. Haye’s sudden over the top fame in the UK kinda annoys me. So despite being a Haye fan he annoys me now if he doesn’t fight Vitali or Wlad I will not be a fan of his at all.

He's grown a MASSIVE vagina on his forehead and doesn't want to be seen in public.

How come he aint fighting a Klitchko? Haye is silent i havent a clue who is going to fight next.

He's about to be sparringpartner for Brian Nielsen who returns this November. Why? What happened to Klichko?

He's about to be sparringpartner for Brian Nielsen who returns this November.