The Ultimate Pac-Floyd Thread: 50 Million Giveaway!

@Rorschach™ lol... ur story is epic This one is epic. :439: LoL. Thanks..:nana:

Billions of years ago, there was nothing. Then from nothing, the origin of ALL matter and energy we have today appeared. Then, for some unknown reason, this matter and energy expanded and filled the Universe with hydrogen and helium gas. So the Universe had a bunch of hydrogen and helium swirling around, and then due to gravity, these gases came together and formed stars! In the interior of these stars had such immense temperature and pressure, fusion occurred and heavier elements such as carbon, oxygen, iron and uranium were formed. So then the stars blew up, and they hurled heavy elements out into space. These heavier elements came together because of gravity and formed the earth and our solar system, and by chance the earth formed a moon and began orbiting around the sun. The early earth was lifeless, but some energy somehow mixed with the matter, and somehow lifeless matter became living. Now, not only did non living matter come to life, it was also able to metabolize" (metabolism is taking energy from your surroundings and utilizing it to maintain life, humans eat, plants perform photosynthesis). This first life also was able to reproduce! And it was able to mutate to other organisms! It eventually evolved into a fish-like organism, then into an amphibian, then into a reptile, then eventually.....to a chicken!. using the theory of evolution, organisms would have taken time to breed and evolve, not in one stroll like you see in the movies or simulations. the egg came first.

@Rorschach™ lol... ur story is epic

Who cares who comes first. All I know is that once upon a time, 1. A man named Kostya punched a man named Zab. That punched transformed him into a chicken. 2. One day the chicken Zab faced a man named Floyd. 3. Chicken Zab punched Floyd's eggs. http://www.thesweetscience.com/images/6151/zab_judah_low_blow_240x230_20060409.jpg 4. Everyone was shocked when Floyd turned into a chicken and laid an egg inside the ring. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41543000/jpg/_41543346_pain300.jpg This one is epic. :439:

The Chicken: http://www.pimpandhost.com/media2/image/2/2/4/3/22438/e/6/3/c/floyd_mayweather.jpg "I was first, dawg. P4P, baby!" i think we have a winner. lol

Before there was a chicken http://www.ticketloot.com/blog/uploads/floyd-mayweather.gif an egg must be laid http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/74044137.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548F6E017B8E6BD5E34DEBCAB3B49E99292566A147DA2124289 and that egg was laid by the biggest chicken of them all http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/1005/Floyd-Mayweather-Sr7.jpg

I see very few people are interested with 50 000 000 precious e-points.

When comparing to Floyd. The egg came first. Just as Floyd's skills. It's tough to crack. Millions of years of evolution that perfected the egg's shell making it resilient so as to protect the little baby inside. Just as Floyd's defensive skills, which were developed since his younger years, he has developed his defensive skills so as to protect the little boy in him in which he said it himself that all he want is to not get hurt and to keep himself intact as he grows old. And along came the Chicken. Floyd focused so much in himself not getting hurt, he was branded to be a chicken, avoiding big tough fights as his career went along. Just like the Chicken who came out of it's shell, it knew at that point that it's going to be a tough world without something protecting itself and from that point on had to avoid dangers such as wolves, eagles, hawks, et cetera. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When comparing to Pacquiao. The egg came first because Pac has balls of steel always wanting the challenge because he feels such invulnerability, walking towards the ring smiling because he felt nobody can touch him. Just like the egg just sitting there because it knows that it's nature is to not allow any harm to its resident. Then along came the chicken, not really a chicken, but a cock, a fighting cock. Pac fights like there's no tomorrow. He knows he has the ability to slice through his opponent. It doesn't matter if his opponent has great defense or offense, all he knows is to throw those hands non-intermittently because he knows, once they land, they are going to cut his opponent's skin. And when that happens, he then goes for the kill.

lol Rorschach™. lol..thanks for the green, it took me 10 mins to make that sh*tty fairy tale.. :rofl:

lol Rorschach™.

Pactards' sense of humor > Flomos All they got is Poochiao. :lol1:

9. And in the end, Pacman ate Kentucky. Sad ending. ='( http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6008/picture2m.png

5. Floyd named his beautiful baby chicken "Kentucky". http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1oBu3wLgnFA/S0e0XeU2-aI/AAAAAAAAELU/81HduiYxRXE/s320/yellowback-gayfeather.jpg 6. Kentucky and his dad put up a business which they named "Kentucky-Floyd Chicken." http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_427cVLR5hpI/S0bw55UKakI/AAAAAAAAA2k/9UUpLYYjWaI/s400/floyd+mayweather+1.jpg 7. But one day, a group of people headed by Manny Pacquiao, endorser of Mcdonalds Fried Chicken tried to kidnap Floyd and Kentucky, Floyd was able to escape but unfortunately Kentucky was captured. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Yq0Kszc3fRY/S1Ah1B9qdyI/AAAAAAAAALM/b9fBRIV0LJI/s1600/Mayweather+Chicken+Run+Manny+Pacquiao+Bob+Arum.jpg 8. Manny Pacquiao find Kentucky very sexy and yummy so he fried him. http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/3852/mayweatherchickenroast.jpg

Who cares who comes first. All I know is that once upon a time, 1. A man named Kostya punched a man named Zab. That punched transformed him into a chicken. http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/2694/446600o.gif 2. One day the chicken Zab faced a man named Floyd. http://images.usatoday.com/sports/boxing/_photos/2006-04-08-judah-topper2.jpg 3. Chicken Zab punched Floyd's eggs. http://www.thesweetscience.com/images/6151/zab_judah_low_blow_240x230_20060409.jpg 4. Everyone was shocked when Floyd turned into a chicken and laid an egg inside the ring. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41543000/jpg/_41543346_pain300.jpg

ah you can keep your 50 million, maybe give it to that ugly duckling in your avatar to get some surgery.

Hey flows, I'm a teacher so when I ask students to submit report, I can check easily if the're using wikipedia. LOL dang, guess saying i didn't do the write up on wiki would be believable either! LOL ............. Ok second theory, Pac was drunk on a park bench one night, and along come's may weather falling about, http://lutykuh.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pacman6w.jpg May Says: Let's get it on pac! then passes out, Pac misunderstands what May ment and Got it on doggy style, In the morning may weather's having a shit and notice's a Ball come out his arse, and that my friends is how the egg was made. http://unchealthcare.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/egg.jpg

where's the chicken? There's a duck, and there's an egg. Now, who is the duck and who has eggs?

Chicken of course! But wait, what if Sr does not have an egg. So, the correct answer should be Sr came first with his eggs, then came the chicken. bwok bwok bwok... :)

This is a difficult question. The egg came first, into Pacquiao's breakfast. Helping him climb numerous weight divisions to fight the prize rooster. As a result, it will be the world's biggest cock-fight. Some Scholars maintain that the egg came first, due to the appearance of Mayweather's shaven head. Regardless of this, both fighters have been seen doing a chicken-dance or two during their careers. Arguably Pacquiao's were at the hands of lesser opposition. I could also see it from the perspective of the chicken coming first. There has to be something tangible in order to create the golden egg that would be this fight: The chicken (fights if you will) of Pacquiao has been the talk of the town, exciting people from all around the world. The Mayweather chicken is said to be boring but beautiful in some aspects. Regardless of this, nobody has touched the Mayweather chicken. For she is unbemished.This excites the Pacquiao chicken, who is buying dinner for the Mayweather chicken, listening to what she has to say and trying to seduce her. Despite allegations of cheating, coupled with Chicken Sr's doubt about him. Either way, the hope is she gets drunk and just does it. Then they don't have to speak again afterwards. Would just be better for all of us. The result would be an egg, that neither of them would probably just never see and pay egg support for. Therefore, i voted egg. Having explained why i feel Chicken is a better choice. Thanks for giving me something to tear me away from revising for my 3 hour International Economics exam tomorrow.

chicken came first. the egg was only created on the 6th day and you know whose egg im talking about. :D pac has 2 and floyd noone. now, y'all would not be surprised if floyd wont fight pac.