Making a t-shirt with my top ten quotes. Whats are yours??
My picks:
-I just want to conquer people and their souls.
-Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
-I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
-I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.
-Most writers, in my opinion, are dysfunctional derelicts.
-I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.
-He was trying to scrutinize with my brain.
-I feel like Rip Van Winkle right now.
-He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.
-Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.
Runner up: I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.
I'll eat your asshole alive...I don't even know whta that means
but holy shit that quote about the garbage man taking his crate away, I never heard that. THat is great.
-He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.
You beat me to it.
that avatar is great.......don't know if you have seen the real footage of that day...he throws those stacks to members of his entourage.....bout a 100K and he gave it away like it was a dollar.
The Tyson movie is great for recent quotes. Loved his use of the word skullduggery in the movie and him talking about the girl he "raped" and Don King are comedic classics straight comedy gold right there!!
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
O my fakkin god..:rofl::rofl:
"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."
"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"
"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."
i like the story about his pigeon the best
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
I can think of a couple of other good ones
"i broke my back!" the quote by itself isnt much special but the interview is golden along with
"im a semi good husband"
his quotes dont only apply to boxing, there universal
if we are going to do this thread.....let's at least do it right......with video
number 6 is the best one for me :D everyone started cracking up exept for tyson and the baby he was holding :D seriously.. imagine mike going to strip clubs and earning some extra cash from strippers for giving them lapdances