Couldn't really get a better bodyguard :)
Being a celebrity looks tough and annoying!
If only Wlad was one he would know
she's way to short for him.... but I bet that coochie is tight cause she's so little.
Wlad should knock those annoying paps out, he can pay the fine he is rich enough. Wlad is even rich enough to get a good enough lawyer to say the paps touched haydens vajajay but they weren't filming it at the time.
Yo, paps really need to get a real-job. All they ever do is harass celebrities they don't even try to ask good questions either.
i hate those paparazzi whores, they should search a real job.
edit: haha@ how short they are compared to wladimir, i think he could kill all of them if he wanted to do in a dark alley :D