You've watched to much Boxing when...

when youre TOO stupid to not recognize the contextual difference in the words to and too. That was cause I typed it quick, I am aware of the difference thank you.

The first thing you do after watching a fight...login to boxingscene. Been here long enough to know there's too much traffic..so I wait a while..maybe the next day before I log on..

When you shadowbox and imitate you favorite fighters defense in front of the mirror.. (I usually do the Cotto square-up-ear muff style or Mayweather's shoulder roll) LOL

The first thing you do after watching a fight...login to boxingscene.

When you're about to sit at the dinner table and you hit your brother with a jab to the stomach because he left himself open

when you give your wife 6, 7 punch combinations to the body, lightly .... slapping like

LMAO Me and my girl STARTED dating on November 14th last year. I only know that because. Pac - Cotto :lol1: LMAO!...it's official!..Cotto is Cupid!!..

You know you watch too much boxing when.. You step on a scale you flex your biceps with all the confidence in the world.. or if you been working on losing weight..you open up your hands and tighten up trying to make the scale give a lesser number Erik Morales style..

When you remember important dates because they're around Fight dates... Example: Me and my girl had broke up in mid 07 and got back together on Nov 10th of that same year..the night of Cotto-Mosley..LMAO!..I always mention how important Nov 10th was for me cuz we got back together on that day..little does she know I only remember that because it was the Cotto-Mosley fight..haha LMAO Me and my girl STARTED dating on November 14th last year. I only know that because. Pac - Cotto :lol1:

When you are walking on the sidewalk and you use proper head movement to avoid tree branches. When in a crowded area like the mall, you use footwork and pivoting to avoid bumping into anyone. When your girlfriend tries to tickle you, you assume the "Philly Shell" stance. You spend an extra 3 minutes in the bathroom at work, shadowboxing and trying to figure out the correct footwork for Floyd Mayweather Jr's leaping left hook. When someone tosses something to you, you arent expecting it, and you are mad at yourself when you lean back to dodge it, thinking to yourself "Damn, if I did that in a fight, the guy could have knocked me out." You do crunches at the local gym (not a boxing gym) with your hands in front of your face like a fighting stance. Your head pops up like a meerkat whenever someone even mentions the word boxing, even if its a FedEx employee talking about shipping a package. You think it is perfectly normal to carry a small thing of vaseline around with you in your backpack, and you arent afraid to admit it. When you see a random guy with a scar over his eye the first thing that pops into your head is "He should have worked on his head movement more". You practice your "staredown" face in the mirror while brushing your teeth. And finally, yes...I am guilty of every single one of these.

When you remember important dates because they're around Fight dates... Example: Me and my girl had broke up in mid 07 and got back together on Nov 10th of that same year..the night of Cotto-Mosley..LMAO!..I always mention how important Nov 10th was for me cuz we got back together on that day..little does she know I only remember that because it was the Cotto-Mosley fight..haha

When you call up your doctor and ask for random blood tests throughout the year. Thats a good one too lol.. When your girl asks you to talk dirty, you do a Lampley: " bang, bang, bang. Bang! Bang! Bang! Try and stop it! Bang! Bang! Here I come. Bang! You want to throw some time? Bang!" I cant take this anymore looooool

You let your girlfriend use your ball sack as a speedbag. You call in radio stations demanding Roy Jones Jr songs. You take a cutman with you to the dentist. You defend Mike Tyson on a panel of feminists. You're with your woman in bed and you shout "Down goes Frazier!" You ask your friends what their walking around weight is. Excellent thread!

when playing basketball you try to dodge the ball instead of catching it

You let your girlfriend use your ball sack as a speedbag. You call in radio stations demanding Roy Jones Jr songs. You take a cutman with you to the dentist. You defend Mike Tyson on a panel of feminists. You're with your woman in bed and you shout "Down goes Frazier!" You ask your friends what their walking around weight is. Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo...

when you turn the light switch on by throwing a jab or straight right hand

What about my doctor one? That was quite good too. Funnily enough, when I went for a blood test once I couldn't eat for like 12 hours before as it was gonna **** the specific test up, so it is true almost. :boxing:

That made me lol What about my doctor one?

When your girl asks you to talk dirty, you do a Lampley: " bang, bang, bang. Bang! Bang! Bang! Try and stop it! Bang! Bang! Here I come. Bang! You want to throw some time? Bang!" That made me lol

When your girl asks you to talk dirty, you do a Lampley: " bang, bang, bang. Bang! Bang! Bang! Try and stop it! Bang! Bang! Here I come. Bang! You want to throw some time? Bang!"