Jeez luiz it was a NIGHTMARE!
So there I was anticipating the Pacquiao - Mayweather fight. There were like 5 hours before the fight and I didn't have tickets! THe only way I could get tickets was to become some private investigator for some hot shot lawyer. I panicked for 4 hours trying to solve the worlds most impossible case. When I cou'nt do it and there were 10 minutes before the fight, I called the lawyer to say it was impossible. Then the lawyer told me there was a mix up in job applications and that I could just have the Pacquiao - Mayweather ticket anyway.
So I raced to the stadium thru PHILIPPINE TRAFFIC IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING DALLAS (how the hell did that happen?) and finally got to watch the fight. It was one close fight and the judges went to the score cards when suddenly, I was teleported out of the stadium somehow!
I went to boxingscene to see the results, but then boxingscene became one huge porn site!!!! and THERES NO BOXING RESULTS ON PORN SITES!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!
I finally found a video of the fight from some asshole who snuck a cam corder in the stadium to watch the fight...the judges went to the scorecards and michael buffer was about to say the scores when suddenly Max Kellerman went into the ring, snagged the scorecards from Michael and said "Wow, these are some amazing scorecards. We'll wait 1 week before the scores are finally announced to the boxing world"
I was like WTF MAN!!!
So I waited one week to know the damn scores only for the world to figure out that Pacquiao was ROBBED! Apparently everyone thought Pacquiao dominated the fight like Erik Morales beat Barrera in their 2nd fight But Mayweather was handed over the victory like freaking BARRERA in his 2nd fight agains Morales!
One judge even scored a round 10 - 4 for Mayweather and there were no Knockdowns and it was a close round!
HOLY SHIT!!!
That was the worst boxing dream I've ever freaking had in my life and it all happened last night...FUUUUCK!
Edit:
I have never been so relieved to wake up from a dream in my life