Breaking News!!!! Manny Pacquiao drops fork!!

... OMG was Van dam there too?!? did he massage his balls while he at and then drop the fork?!?!?? Too corny...

Are you guys serious? I mean really. Is this really news worthy. If you guys are real Manny fans you would go to Hollywood Collectibles and check out all the cool boxing memorabilia there. There aren't enough rofl smileys in existence for this post!!

Are you guys serious? I mean really. Is this really news worthy. If you guys are real Manny fans you would go to Hollywood Collectibles and check out all the cool boxing memorabilia there. Hey slick, you've been reported. It's only a matter of time before you get deleted.

Who is this Ronnie dude you're all referring to? :pat: youre the only one who doesnt know ronnie... ha ha ha thats really funny

How did I not realize that you were such a funny and silly bastard before? :lol1: Nice work. Some real gems in there. :fing02: Silly Bastard mos def, not sure about the rest.... :boxing:

While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice. "Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added. Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment. Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this". Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates. DAMN... did Ronnie N. write that *looooooooooooooooooool* it can't be there is no hero of Asia in it *looooooooooooooooool*

I don't think Filipinos use chopsticks... But other than that, good read. :lol1: Really? My bad.

While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice. "Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added. Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment. Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this". Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates. I don't think Filipinos use chopsticks... But other than that, good read. :lol1:

You forgot to add that the article was written by Ronnie not true had it started with "Filipino Ring Idol and the little guy I worship Manny Pacquiao" then it would be from Ronnie

Hilarious! You write better than some of the writer on a lot of these sites.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice. "Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added. Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment. Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this". Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates. Manny Pacquifork. Valero eats beans with a wooden spoon. Aint no dropping a wooden spoon. The wood has a rougher texture that enables a more confident grip. Plus with the oval bed of the spoon shape, those beans are safe and plentiful.

He's the guy scheduled to suck Pac's balls from 7 to 9 in the morning. Then it's Koncz's turn. Seriously, he flushes the toilet for Manny and weighs his shit every morning. That may sound like a joke, but I have connections that know Ronnie, and according to them... 2.7 lbs yesterday... :sad:

Who is this Ronnie dude you're all referring to? He's the guy scheduled to suck Pac's balls from 7 to 9 in the morning. Then it's Koncz's turn. Seriously, he flushes the toilet for Manny and weighs his shit every morning.

LMAO...dude, that was some funny shit. Geen K! BTW, did Ronnie write that? Who is this Ronnie dude you're all referring to?

Breaking News: Manny Pacquiao forgot to flush the toilet!!

"Buboy Hernandez Pummels Koncz!" would be hilarious too, but hey, nice story :D

Nice thread,keep up the good work manny

excellent thread hahaa made me laugh

While taking a break from his rigorous training camp for the upcoming bout with Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao was seen dining at a Filipino restaurant close to the Wild Card gym in Hollywood California. Diners and boxing fans alike were shocked to see the world's number 1 pound for pound fighter drop his fork while attempting to eat some white rice. "Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, it seemed to come loose from his grip" said New York born Mike Gyrllk who was dining in the restaurant at the time, "We were all shocked" he added. Another witness described the aftermath as "Pandemonium", "Everybody started freaking out, one large member of his posse ran to try and save the fork from touching the floor but it was too late". The person she is referring to is believed to be Pacquaio's assistant Buboy but he like the rest of team Pacquiao was unavailable for comment. Commentators from within the boxing world say this could be a bad omen for the upcoming Clottey fight and Roger Mayweather did not hold back in saying; “You look at Clottey that guy has never dropped a fork, that guy eats with his hands, Manny is in real mothaf***in trouble”. Boxing expert Joey Deltoff had this so say about the affair "Look it's obvious that Pac is a southpaw and used to using chopsticks, so let's not read too much in to this". Stay tuned for more Manny Pacquiao news updates. LMAO...dude, that was some funny shit. Geen K! BTW, did Ronnie write that?