Pacquiao's performance enhancement drug revealed!

Breaking news! Undisclosed Source says that all the steroid accusations surrounding the following wins of Filipino hero and national icon Manny Pacquiao are all false. In a local telephone conversation with Biva Sports/Manila Stand Today, and Inslide Sports, Undisclosed Source stated “the real reason why Manny's chin was able to withstand the barrages of punches from Miguel Cotto is that a specialized conforming metal plate was surgically implanted under Pacquiao's chin years ago.” Pacquiao decided to grow then his now world famous beard so as to hide the scars from the procedure. The procedure consisted of 50 surgeries, 3 failures, and 2 repeats. The experimental implant was performed after his second knockout loss from the hands of Medgeon Singsurat. A group of highly acclaimed scientists approached Pacquiao in his cardboard box after the loss and presented the idea. The idea was said to be a brainchild of Chuck Norris after another fist was discovered under his chin. Mr. Source stated that “after the ultimate and final test under the hands of Cotto, the group of scientists have decided to introduce the specialized implant to the public in 2010”. The implant will be called, “Floydiots”. Metal knuckle implants were also said to be introduced after the Morales loss resulting to two devastating knockouts in the next two rematches. All steroid accusations should now be laid to rest. Ronnie Nothingelse

from pacland: Batangueño I don't know about you guys, but isn't it suspicious that Pac gets bigger and bigger? I mean, Mosley was accused of using steroids, but I think they should investigate Pacquiao. I am not saying Pac is deliberately taking. He may not be aware, but his physique may have been reaping the benefits of banned substance through food for a long time now. Pacquiao loves Tinolang Manok (Filipino Chicken Ginger Stew). Well, in case you don't know, there have been so many reported cases of farmers and breeders injecting poultry with C19 steroids to promote growth. C19 steroids is residual, meaning it is retained in the flesh of the injected animal. In the Philippines, being a third world country, it is easier to imagine that this malpractice is happening due to the lack of government regulation on animal raising. If digesting steroid-injected chicken is not enough, think about this: What is the main spice in Tinola? Ginger! Ginger is rich in phenylpropanoid. Now, steroids and phenylpropanoid glycosides are usually found together in edible and non-edible plants. In fact, different steroid base are extracted from the yellow ginger Dioscorea Zingiberens from China. Another ingredient of Tinola is chili pepper leaves, which is rich in capsaicin. Capsaicin is a component of some very potent and effective pain killers. I don't know the exact formula, I am just saying... 'roids and painkillers in native chicken soup? That's some wild s#!t, man. I say ban Pacquaio from boxing, he is on something his nutritionist may not be even aware of. This could be the explanation to why he started at 106 and still getting bigger and stronger with compact muscles -- that bowl of Tinolang Manok is not as innocent as it looks. This is a theory... I'm not sure, I'm just saying... you know? moronic article... why would a farmer inject an expensive steroid to a 45-day poultry? My father and my family has been doing poultry business and hog farms since I was young and whoever wrote that article above is a retard... I am from Batangas, a province where big poultry farms and hog farms are located and such comment is false.. So all Filipinos might have the strnght of Pacquiao because all of us ate poultry? :D

the secret is, dakota fanning

THE REAL SECRET http://www.internationalrecipes.net/recipes/pics/f4494.jpg And Floyd was right, Philippines has the best drug enhancers :lol1: Actually, from what was stated. The real secret was Thai Food (not Sinigang, Nilaga, or Tinola) I think all that hot spicy stuff made the Pac mentally stronger. Pac must love Pad Prig King.

That chicken stuff looks disgusting. Heres proof of Manny Pacquiao "injecting" the enchancers

the editor should be fired... ...out of a cannon...:headbang: Well its taken out from radio interview so what do you expect.. :D But its the truth ....

THE REAL SECRET http://www.internationalrecipes.net/recipes/pics/f4494.jpg And Floyd was right, Philippines has the best drug enhancers :lol1:

the editor should be fired... ...out of a cannon...:headbang:

"Dr Aeta and Dr Igorot" Very funny.... That's their last names so what can I do? :D

Psyyyke!!...

"Dr Aeta and Dr Igorot" Very funny....