Not only have we lost the King of Pop, its seems we have the lost the King of Boxing as well, Audley Harrison, perhaps the best fighter ever to come out his mother's pussy, has gone missing.
For me there were striking similarities between Michael Jackson and Audley Harrison, those of you who remember Michael Jackson spending time in an Oxygen Chamber, will no doubt be reminded of Audley Harrison wearing an oxygen mask after the being sparked by Michael Sprott.
He Still owes taxpayers a million pounds for impersonating a boxer, next time he gets laid out, the doctors are under strict instructions not to bother resuscitating him until he pays up.
I have set up a book of condolences and those who wish to leave Audley tributes are very welcome to do so. Share your favorite Audley moments and what he meant to you.
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Gone missing - Audleys still gonna be Heavyweight champ - hell he might even become the best of all time. hes had a few pieces of badluck geting beat to future hall of famers Sprott, Williams and Rogan (no disrespect to these fighters) but hes gonna come back and be the best.
seriously though its only a matter of time before some idiot gives this fool more air time so he can talk dribble and bore us to death with his super scared over defensive boxing.
will never forget john inverdale calling him Audrey, and then correcting himself
and highlighting the gaff lol. me and my mum were both completely stunned.
People only make fun of Audley Harrison because he reminds them of themselves.
That hot chick you didn't fukk, that great job you didn't get, that car that broke down on the highway, that reprimand you got from the boss. That street fight you lost.
See everybody has a little Audley in them, they just don't want to look in the mirror where the truth is revealed :)
Or on TV with millions watching...
Get what you're saying though.....
No promotor wants to sign Harrison. I fear that Harrison is asking for 'stupid' money and therefore is not being signed.. If he wants to rebuild himself, he should fight for peanuts.
Are you serious??? a pack of peanuts is worth about 70p, way too much.
No promotor wants to sign Harrison. I fear that Harrison is asking for 'stupid' money and therefore is not being signed.. If he wants to rebuild himself, he should fight for peanuts.
Even Richard Dunn Would'a beat Harrison...
Silly boy hung around in the amateurs for too long and paid the price..
Would'nt be surprised if he's topped himself.. Some people do...
The Tributes are flooding in.
LENNOX LEWIS: Former Unisputed Heavyweight Champion: "My fondest memory of Audley, was when he lost to that Cab Driver Martin rogan and during a post fight interview in which he spoke clearly with no problems, claimed he had a broken jaw in the early rounds.