Jesus Christ vs. Mayweather @ 140

Jesus can make a blind man see again and cure leporsy. Jesus by the ring lighting.

Who has Jesus beaten, though? He has beaten the devil and 40 days of hunger who are ten times tougher than gayweather.

Floyd will only fight Jesus B.C., not A.D.

Jesus wins by Disqualification Jesus is gonna transform into Cotto, PBF shits his pants and runs away scared.:buttkick: Ha ha ha! Funny sh#t!

Jesus wins by Disqualification Jesus is gonna transform into Cotto, PBF shits his pants and runs away scared.:buttkick: nah, jesus would chose a puerto rican fight with better stamina and chin than cotto

Of all the fighters to morph into why Cotto? Coz pbf is scared of him.

Jesus wins by Disqualification Jesus is gonna transform into Cotto, PBF shits his pants and runs away scared.:buttkick: Of all the fighters to morph into why Cotto?

Jesus wins by Disqualification Jesus is gonna transform into Cotto, PBF shits his pants and runs away scared.:buttkick:

Jesus by Crucifixion.

uh, Satan maybe? and you know Mayweather Sr used to be Satan's sparring partner, and Sr taught Jr all he learned in those sparring sessions with Satan. Jesus can easily deal with that style. True Satan perfected the shoulder roll, but that didn't stop Jesus from breaking Satan's shoulder

floyd's not gonna let jesus resurrect his career by fighting him

Who has Jesus beaten, though? uh, Satan maybe? and you know Mayweather Sr used to be Satan's sparring partner, and Sr taught Jr all he learned in those sparring sessions with Satan. Jesus can easily deal with that style.

Jesus was a fraud, and he was using performance enhancers through out his career. Floyd would put the goat harder to sleep. That explains the whole ressurection thing...damn.

Besides, Jesus Christ fights under Top Rank. You know Arum isn't gonna make this fight. Jesus would never fight for a Jewish promoter.

Jesus was a fraud, and he was using performance enhancers through out his career. Floyd would put the goat harder to sleep.

Who has Jesus beaten, though?

Besides, Jesus Christ fights under Top Rank. You know Arum isn't gonna make this fight. But bringin the mesiah back could generate some real good PPV numbers... think about it.

You can't shoulder roll miracles, son. Besides, Jesus Christ fights under Top Rank. You know Arum isn't gonna make this fight.

Floyd would check Jesus with a right Cross going backwards and send him back into that cave. I reckon Jesus would have a good jab, though. He'd be a careful, technical fighter never to take risks.

Jesus would need some serious wraps on those hands.