Prescott: A beast
At 8'7 it is a miracle Columbian puncher Breidis Prescott makes the lightweight limit of 135 pounds; with arms that span 6 foot on each side and a head of a Bison, Prescott has left even seasoned Biologists scratching their heads. Some believe Prescott has hollow bones, others believe that Prescott is so full of rage that it simply doesn't allow him to put on excess weight. Prescott refutes both claims and suggests: 'I work in hard in the gym and I don't eat anything but sand and ice-chips, my witch-doctor also helps, he's very good. I once saw him turn a former Bantamweight champion from Barranquilla into a peanut and smuggle him out of the arena in his hat; to save him from a beating.'
Sitting dressed in a suave suit which he bought with the proceeds of his famous victory over hot British prospect Amir Khan, Prescott reflects: 'I hit him so hard, I think that I could have punched out a giraffe. I have hit giraffes before and they have great chins. But their workrate is very low and both times I was able to take a unanimous decision.'
Prescott doesn't fit the stereotypical build for a professional athlete. When driving through town locals have become accustomed to seeing Prescott driving the car from the backseat with one arm on the steering well and the other hanging outside the passenger side window. 'He really is a special boy,' said local Carlos Asprilla.
When asked how high he could make it in the pro game, Prescott considered carefully: 'higher than a giraffe's head.'
Katsidis would fuck him up so bad. I'm not even exaggerating there. That fight should made, but I bet Prescott would duck him because he knows his 0 would go in a bloody mess.
No he is not a beast. From watching his last fight, I'd pick almost anyone to beat him, except Valero and Khan...Other then that Guzman, Funeka, JMM, Baby Bull, Casa will shit on him
Him vs Michael Katsidis could go either way
Oh my god, man.
Your sig has killed me. hahahaha,
Ali Funeka: 'The Giraffe'
LOL. Or The Human Lamp Post.
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The tallest fighter in the universe?
Almost! Ali Funeka is 9 foot.
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Good one sparked!
But I have to toss in this observation/question: Looks to me like the guy is an easy sell: good record, power... It's difficult to understand why it took five months for him to get from the Khan win to his next fight (vs. Humberto Toledo, in Feb.). Who promotes/manages him?
Prescott: A beast
At 8'7 it is a miracle Columbian puncher Breidis Prescott makes the lightweight limit of 135 pounds; with arms that span 6 foot on each side and a head of a Bison, Prescott has left even seasoned Biologists scratching their heads. Some believe Prescott has hollow bones, others believe that Prescott is so full of rage that it simply doesn't allow him to put on excess weight. Prescott refutes both claims and suggests: 'I work in hard in the gym and I don't eat anything but sand and ice-chips, my witch-doctor also helps, he's very good. I once saw him turn a former Bantamweight champion from Barranquilla into a peanut and smuggle him out of the arena in his hat; to save him from a beating.'
Sitting dressed in a suave suit which he bought with the proceeds of his famous victory over hot British prospect Amir Khan, Prescott reflects: 'I hit him so hard, I think that I could have punched out a giraffe. I have hit giraffes before and they have great chins. But their workrate is very low and both times I was able to take a unanimous decision.'
Prescott doesn't fit the stereotypical build for a professional athlete. When driving through town locals have become accustomed to seeing Prescott driving the car from the backseat with one arm on the steering well and the other hanging outside the passenger side window. 'He really is a special boy,' said local Carlos Asprilla.
When asked how high he could make it in the pro game, Prescott considered carefully: 'higher than a giraffe's head.'
that was a beautiful piece, sparked.
my favorite was the "head of a bison" part.
Prescott: A beast
At 8'7 it is a miracle Columbian puncher Breidis Prescott makes the lightweight limit of 135 pounds; with arms that span 6 foot on each side and a head of a Bison, Prescott has left even seasoned Biologists scratching their heads. Some believe Prescott has hollow bones, others believe that Prescott is so full of rage that it simply doesn't allow him to put on excess weight. Prescott refutes both claims and suggests: 'I work in hard in the gym and I don't eat anything but sand and ice-chips, my witch-doctor also helps, he's very good. I once saw him turn a former Bantamweight champion from Barranquilla into a peanut and smuggle him out of the arena in his hat; to save him from a beating.'
Sitting dressed in a suave suit which he bought with the proceeds of his famous victory over hot British prospect Amir Khan, Prescott reflects: 'I hit him so hard, I think that I could have punched out a giraffe. I have hit giraffes before and they have great chins. But their workrate is very low and both times I was able to take a unanimous decision.'
Prescott doesn't fit the stereotypical build for a professional athlete. When driving through town locals have become accustomed to seeing Prescott driving the car from the backseat with one arm on the steering well and the other hanging outside the passenger side window. 'He really is a special boy,' said local Carlos Asprilla.
When asked how high he could make it in the pro game, Prescott considered carefully: 'higher than a giraffe's head.'
Damn, that Colombian coke must be really good...
Breidis is lying, he did knock out a giraffe, he's just to proud to say it. That giraffe's never been the same since. Some say it's neck now resembles the leaning tower of piza.
I just hit you on your thread title, Prescott being called a beast is enough for me to hit that article
It was funny though.
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