AGAINST ALL ODDS! Cotto defeats legend!

Miguel Cotto is back at the top of the boxing game once more with a stunning victory over the man who once killed a rhino with a single jab! Michael "Elephant Gun" Jennings was ranked at number one by every sanctioning body, boxing news outlet and ladies' club on the planet but was knocked out against all the odds by Miguel Cotto who immediately before the fight was spotted outside feeding orphans. After the fight Jennings was quoted as saying "What can ah fookin say like, Cotto is back really int e?" before going back to wales to continue his job as a guy who tests nuclear missiles by nutting them with his head.

Comments (20)

jdubb863

Im glad peaple see how embarrasing that win was for cotto... this thread is funny as hell!!! Keep it coming

17y ago

squealpiggy

There's nothing funny about it. Jennings warmed up in the dressing room by raping an angry gorilla. As a condom he used a live rattlesnake.

17y ago

Mr_Philadel

:lol1: big ups to the thread starter......classic shit homie! :fing02:

17y ago

squealpiggy

Am I gonna get royalties for you posts lately, Squeal? ;) Besides which, my version is different. The jab that killed the rhino actually hit a different rhino!

17y ago

squealpiggy

Am I gonna get royalties for you posts lately, Squeal? ;) I thought Classic was an Anarcho-syndicalist collective... everything is shared, especially body emissions...

17y ago

squealpiggy

Sonny Liston used to get his mum to check under his bed for Michael Jennings. And this was BEFORE MICHAEL JENNINGS WAS BORN!

17y ago

WetSexyLlamaPR

What? Its Michael Jennings were talking about...Chuck Norris aint got nothin on him... Micheal Jennings doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage in his lungs.

17y ago

BK22755

That's utter bullshit. He doesn't need to look. lol.. Good one

17y ago

magnato1

From the looks of it this will be again a another Chuck Norris thread. What? Its Michael Jennings were talking about...Chuck Norris aint got nothin on him...

17y ago

squealpiggy

Legend has it, that Jennings can look into your soul and peirce it with a single glance... That's utter bullshit. He doesn't need to look.

17y ago

4773Y350NM3

From the looks of it this will be again a another Chuck Norris thread.

17y ago

BK22755

Legend has it, that Jennings can look into your soul and peirce it with a single glance...

17y ago

BK22755

I'm with you! He did a Floyd last night, why not retire as well. Disregard, no reply intended.

17y ago

Del_Coqui

Cotto may as well retire. There is no greater prize in any sport than Michael Jennings. Anything else is just for the money. Retire at the top, Miguel! I'm with you! He did a Floyd last night, why not retire as well.

17y ago

squealpiggy

Speaking of dicks, Michael Jennings was once asked to be a stand-in for Ron Jeremy when a bigger schlong was required for a scene.

17y ago

magnato1

I heard Michael "BADASS" Jennings once cut-off somebody's whole body off...just left the dick behind...Thats all the poor guy was at the end...a DICK.

17y ago

WetSexyLlamaPR

Micheal "The Merciful" Jennings threw this fight. He spared the puny, bald hobbit known as Miguel Cotto because while warming up in the dressing room before the fight Jerry Bruckheimer called and asked him to to be the stunt double for Optimus Prime in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen ASAP.

17y ago

Fighting_Cougar

LOL :lol1:

17y ago

squealpiggy

If at first you don't succeed your name is not Michael Jennings.

17y ago

Mersey

Cotto was shaken by the devastating and accurate punching from Jennings but still somehow pulled the win out the bag. By far the best win on his resume. All bow to Cotto

17y ago