Miguel Cotto is back at the top of the boxing game once more with a stunning victory over the man who once killed a rhino with a single jab!
Michael "Elephant Gun" Jennings was ranked at number one by every sanctioning body, boxing news outlet and ladies' club on the planet but was knocked out against all the odds by Miguel Cotto who immediately before the fight was spotted outside feeding orphans.
After the fight Jennings was quoted as saying "What can ah fookin say like, Cotto is back really int e?" before going back to wales to continue his job as a guy who tests nuclear missiles by nutting them with his head.
Am I gonna get royalties for you posts lately, Squeal? ;)
Besides which, my version is different. The jab that killed the rhino actually hit a different rhino!
Am I gonna get royalties for you posts lately, Squeal? ;)
I thought Classic was an Anarcho-syndicalist collective... everything is shared, especially body emissions...
What? Its Michael Jennings were talking about...Chuck Norris aint got nothin on him...
Micheal Jennings doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage in his lungs.
From the looks of it this will be again a another Chuck Norris thread.
What? Its Michael Jennings were talking about...Chuck Norris aint got nothin on him...
Cotto may as well retire. There is no greater prize in any sport than Michael Jennings. Anything else is just for the money. Retire at the top, Miguel!
I'm with you! He did a Floyd last night, why not retire as well.
Micheal "The Merciful" Jennings threw this fight. He spared the puny, bald hobbit known as Miguel Cotto because while warming up in the dressing room before the fight Jerry Bruckheimer called and asked him to to be the stunt double for Optimus Prime in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen ASAP.
Cotto was shaken by the devastating and accurate punching from Jennings but still somehow pulled the win out the bag. By far the best win on his resume.
All bow to Cotto
17y ago
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