Is having a mullet an unfair advantage?

Everyone has been mislead, it's not the hand wraps being investigated. All along it's been the Rat Tail, Marg tried sneaking it past all of us. Take a look back at the Cintron fight, his hair started as a hybrid faux hawk tail thing and gradually mutated into the Rat Tail we have all come to recognize. The psychological effects are apparent on Marg's victims even months after the fight, Cotto for example recognized the advantage of the Mullet/Rat Tail and in attempt to rival or one up Marg he proceeded to get an even more distracting but legal accessory, the tribal tattoo. I question the lack of sanitation that the Rat Tail brings into the ring. I mean, first they allow Rat Tails, then they allow Tommy Morrison to fight once again. Whats next, boxing gloves covered in the plague? This has to end, and it needs to begin with state athletic boards enforcing a strict NO RAT TAIL stipulation before each bout.

Everyone has been mislead, it's not the hand wraps being investigated. All along it's been the Rat Tail, Marg tried sneaking it past all of us. Take a look back at the Cintron fight, his hair started as a hybrid faux hawk tail thing and gradually mutated into the Rat Tail we have all come to recognize. The psychological effects are apparent on Marg's victims even months after the fight, Cotto for example recognized the advantage of the Mullet/Rat Tail and in attempt to rival or one up Marg he proceeded to get an even more distracting but legal accessory, the tribal tattoo.

The laughing causes multiple contractions of the abdominals, which uses up glycogen storage and sodium and potassium. Hence, weakening the midsection without ever investing a single punch to the body, the wearer of the mullett, which is band in 47 countries except on animals, has an unfair advantage and one helluva neck rash. You see... there is a science to it. Your research will inspire countless future generations.

C'mon now everyone, we can't be dismissive of the facts. Truth be told, there are many derivatives of the "mullet". I.E. The Wisconsin Waterfall, The Nashville Nest, and of course what Margarito has, The Infamous Rat Tail. My opinion is that they should be banned from boxing, It is truly an unfair advantage when the opponent has to look at such a glorious and epic head of hair, truly the envy can become overwhelming and distracting. LOL LOL LOL Shit... this post is epic! If this post were a little person, it would have a mullet and a tatoo of Mr. T

The laughing causes multiple contractions of the abdominals, which uses up glycogen storage and sodium and potassium. Hence, weakening the midsection without ever investing a single punch to the body, the wearer of the mullett, which is band in 47 countries except on animals, has an unfair advantage and one helluva neck rash.

C'mon now everyone, we can't be dismissive of the facts. Truth be told, there are many derivatives of the "mullet". I.E. The Wisconsin Waterfall, The Nashville Nest, and of course what Margarito has, The Infamous Rat Tail. My opinion is that they should be banned from boxing, It is truly an unfair advantage when the opponent has to look at such a glorious and epic head of hair, truly the envy can become overwhelming and distracting. LOL LOL LOL

didnt tszyu have a mullet for a while? Maybe... I know he had a rat tail for several years... which is completely unsanitary.

We all know that mullets do very little to enhance speed and stamina. However, they have been proven to make some wearers almost oblivious to pain, allowing them to withstand COPIOUS amounts of physical punishment. The most recent Margarito loss discredited the claims behind the enhancing powers of the Meximullet, but there are still many other species of mullet that lace the gloves up every day. If mullets truly: 1) allow wearers to absorb unheard of amounts of punishment, 2) frighten the opponent and small children, 3) allow wearers to consume enough Pap's Blue Ribbon to kill a horse yet still drive their camarrow home, 4) and lead to spouse abuse, should they be allowed in the boxing ring? didnt tszyu have a mullet for a while?

This video... was crafted by immortal hands. That mullet was... celestial and sacred.

no it just makes you a tool....

On a seperate note, everyone is ready to crucify Margarito over the handwraps... but tell me this... WHY did NO ONE criticize Jerry Cooper's trainer for attempting to cheat by agitating the mullet just before fighting Floyd. If you don't believe me, watch as he is pretending to massage Cooper's neck... and then BOOM! at exactly 4 seconds into the clip... he illegally agitates the mullet, thereby angering it and giving Cooper an unfair advantage. Luckily, even the angry mullet was not enought for Mayweather.