That's pretty funny! You're too lazy to study and go to school but you're not too lazy to go in the military? Seriously homie it's a hard job but it's your life good luck. And you do sound depressed like that's your last option or your going to kill yourself.
Isn't charlie Zelenoff like 130 pounds? What the hell can someone that size do in the military? Probably work on computers or some shit.
pulling a trigger and doing lots of running with 30-60lbs on your back isn't as hard as thought to be... (i'm in military myself) and i'm a bantam weight at 5ft 6 lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7xFzkOs5qQ
zelenoff is the military's newest secret weapon...he can KO terrorists just with the shock wave from his right hook
Headline in 2 weekd from now:
Zelenoff heading no NASA for Astronaut. His buddy hooked him up.
u red too boi. hataz b runnin diz shoit on ere wit dey red karmuh