David "The Gay Faker" Haye vs Nikolai "Adonis" Valuev Should be banned!

It's a good fight for Haye in my opinion, and a fun matchup. By the way, Chagaev gave Valuev a boxing lesson.

http://www.wbaonline.com/images/valuev-ap160208.jpg He has freakishly childlike hands in this picture.

It took him since Saturday to think of this post. Pretty DAMN funny though.

Unless Boxing wants another high profile death on its hands people should stop talking about a possible match between David "The prancer" Haye and "THE BEAST FROM THE EAST" Nikolai Valuev. David "The queer from the UK" Hayes has never fought against a real man, ie over 200lbs, up untill his recent match against a bloated and washed up Monte "no guns" Barrett. Nikolai "The Crown Boxing prince of Russian" Valuev on the other hand has NEVER fought a fighter UNDER 200lbs in his 50 VICTORIES! ( yes he beat Ruslan "The Perogy Muncher" Chagaev, you know it!) He has infact beaten fighters over 300lbs and Knocked out a Soviet t-34 tank with a left hook. After destroying Rocky "The Italian Salami gobbler" Marcianos record in every possible way Valuev now stands as the most Dominant Athlete in any sport in the history of the world with Wayne "The Great One" Gretzky running a close second. Valuev "The Smooth skinned Assasin" currently trains By demolishing old Cargo ships in a port in India using his bare hands. And has had his monstrous left jab legally classified as an Intercontinental weapon of mass destruction due to its devastaing power and incredible reach. David "The mens room favorite" Haye has on the other hand been legally granted transgendered status due to his weak chin and chicken chest. Its a fact. England has NEVER had a fighter man enough to compete in the HW division and there only claim to ANY fame is the CANADIAN Ex-Olympian Lennox "glass jaw" Lewis they stole to prop up there insecurity. PLEASE! for the love of god!! Keep David "I like to dance in short shorts" Haye AWAY from Nicolai "I eat small cities" Valuev. I rest my case.. thank you.. http://www.wbaonline.com/images/valuev-ap160208.jpg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

HA i like the nickname "i eat small cities"

THanx Thanx for the props... just thought id ad a little humour...... But seriously....Valuev IS THE MAN! Here's a pic of him against a 6'4" fighter!! And a promo pic of his manly self! http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00033/valuev_33326a.jpg http://www.photochart.com/data/media/9/Nikolai_Valuev.jpg PS whats an alt?

...Funny stuff. Hats off!!!

Really! You people obviously don't realise the seriousness of the possible consequenses.

Lol, that had me laughing. Good shit.

LOL, funny alt.