The Boxing Cliche Thread!!!

time to put up or shut up what annoys the fcuk outta me at press confrences is fighters that never stop saying come august the 25th blah blah blah stop saying come this date come that date STFU still the better than 'I'll let my fists to the talking' as has been mentioned. 'Oh he's going to let his fists to the talking, why are we even all f.uckin here if that's the case, you boring cunt' I'd love to be the guy that said that and then ran for his life.

time to put up or shut up what annoys the fcuk outta me at press confrences is fighters that never stop saying come august the 25th blah blah blah stop saying come this date come that date STFU

'He's landing hurtful shots now' No he's been landing them all night, it's the other guy is on the verge of respiratory failure after taking them.

"I Got Robbed"

fighters can get old over night

'He's a durable opponent' What they mean is he can't punch, he has no skills, and is shit and has no chance whatsoever of winning even if they fought this same fight everyday for 2 billion years.

He is a BLOOD AND GUTZ WARRIOR! HUGE RIGHT HAND!

'he's getting through with the cleaner more effective work' Jim Watt says it, rinse and repeat another 55 times in any 12 round fight. There is always one guy getting through with the cleaner more effective work. Never a close fight in his eyes. i used to love Barry McGuigan's catch phrase" its gonna be absolute dynamite"

'he's getting through with the cleaner more effective work' Jim Watt says it, rinse and repeat another 55 times in any 12 round fight. There is always one guy getting through with the cleaner more effective work. Never a close fight in his eyes.

Amir's mistake was assuming Prescott probably couldn't punch.lol 'I thought he was gonna shit innit! but he were well good, he was wikkid, he nearly smacked me 'ead off' yeah lol Khan's mistake was training for 12 weeks as apose to 60 seconds :lol1:

Steak and orange juice...... I've always wondered, why the FUCK would anyone have that combination? Steak and OJ?

2 words amir khan Nah, there was a mistake. Prescott didn't read the small print "By signing here you promise to not smash Amirs glass chin by hitting him"

2 words amir khan Amir's mistake was assuming Prescott probably couldn't punch.lol 'I thought he was gonna shit innit! but he were well good, he was wikkid, he nearly smacked me 'ead off'

dont go looking for the knockout where is that knockout im sure i left it here somewhere :lol1:

'I'm not looking for the KO' Specifically when a guy is fighting a guy he should beat by KO. 'You should be son, you f.uckin should be!'

Steak and orange juice......

What is head scratching is when they claim a mistake that really wasn't that obvious. Like Macca against Haye, what mistake? to my mind he got nailed tremondously hard in the head after failing to have the reactions of a jedi. He's 6'4 and 200 pounds, he's not going to be that quick. Why couldn't he just say 'I got f.uckin smashed, isn't it?' 2 words amir khan

lol "No excuses, but I did contract AIDs shortly before the fight." BUT im not making excuses he was the better man tonight sure you aint making it excuses does'nt sound like it either :lol1: I like it when they say "No excuses, he was the better man" Then a few days later make excuses :lol1: See Hopkins-Tarver for example.

What is head scratching is when they claim a mistake that really wasn't that obvious. Like Macca against Haye, what mistake? to my mind he got nailed tremondously hard in the head after failing to have the reactions of a jedi. He's 6'4 and 200 pounds, he's not going to be that quick. Why couldn't he just say 'I got f.uckin smashed, isn't it?' Those ones are good fun. "Yea, I just made a little mistake you know. I err, I eerrrm, I erm, Well i'll work on it and not get KTFO next time, isn't it?"

Ahhh, good call man. No excuses, but I did contract AIDs shortly before the fight. lol "No excuses, but I did contract AIDs shortly before the fight." BUT im not making excuses he was the better man tonight sure you aint making it excuses does'nt sound like it either :lol1: