Funny Merchant quotes or sayings

Ray Austin, his victory was just getting here, Jim

death by a thousand left hands... very catchy...

That right hand has been the hand of Thor for Jones

"Derrick Jefferson I love you"

"..and shame on Chris Byrd...he never stopped...bitchin'." "Fernado Vargas..may have had...a six pack in his stomach. He did not have..a six pack in his chin" "Excuse me folks. I'm not used to using any strong-arm tactics...to get my interviews in."

When Greg Page fought Mark Wills ( a great upset fight with a spectacular KO) there was a replay where Page hit himself on the chin. Merchant said as the replay was shown: "We mentioned the fact that Greg Page hasn't thrown a hard punch in the entire fight... And that's a good thing 'cause that one landed on his own jaw!"

theres an old thread similar to this, check this http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-69758.html

Larry Merchant is my favorite boxing broadcaster. He makes me laugh...

hahaha these are hilarious

When Tyson knocked out Tillman in the first round: "SURPRISE!"

Saying that Michael Moorer has a glass chin is an insult to glass.