Who would you choose?
(Note: I said FIGHTER not TRAINER. Pick a FIGHTER to train you)
I'd have to go with Juan Manuel Marquez, although I've heard he's a fucking asshole, pompous douche bag.
"yo man, when you throw your right hand, make sure you look down and make sure your head is ahead of your fist"
I laughed so hard when I read that! :rofl:
Mike Tyson all day. He is a student of the game, and is full of so much knowledge due to being trained by the great Cus D'amato. Everytime i hear Tyson talk boxing, You can just tell he knows what he's talking about.
True...............
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)DirtyKate: Who are you?Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lotBloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an orderDirtyKate: Haha! OKDirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?DirtyKate: Umm...YesDirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.**pause**DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though**pause**DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.Bloodninja: How did you know?Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza ovenDirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up babyBloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....DirtyKate: What the ****?DirtyKate: You perverted piece of ****DirtyKate: ****
lmaoooo
I would think I'd be wincing in pain from the extreme heat of the gooey cheese on my penis.
Just make sure you go slow
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)DirtyKate: Who are you?Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lotBloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an orderDirtyKate: Haha! OKDirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?DirtyKate: Umm...YesDirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.**pause**DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though**pause**DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.Bloodninja: How did you know?Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza ovenDirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up babyBloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....DirtyKate: What the ****?DirtyKate: You perverted piece of ****DirtyKate: ****
Hell yeah, son. Shit, he'd be perfect for me. I'm 6'10, 385 pounds, hairy as a 70's porno snatch, and my head is shaped like a Tonka truck.
You must look like a Yeti. Can I meet u?
Mike Tyson all day. He is a student of the game, and is full of so much knowledge due to being trained by the great Cus D'amato. Everytime i hear Tyson talk boxing, You can just tell he knows what he's talking about.
Maybe Valuev would be a good trainer.
Hell yeah, son. Shit, he'd be perfect for me. I'm 6'10, 385 pounds, hairy as a 70's porno snatch, and my head is shaped like a Tonka truck.