Joe Calzaghe cures AIDS, feeds the homeless, creates world Peace.

This would all happen if Joe Calzaghe was made permanent world leader. In addition to being the best boxer in history, he could solve all the worlds problems. I believe he may also be able to transport me back to freshman year in college, when I had a six pack, no responsibilities, and plenty of good trim to pound out. Please vote Joe Calzaghe for world leader.

Comments (8)

Mizzou

?? He can. In an attempt to get pussy like Joe Calzaghe, I went to the Abercrombie and Fitch store in the mall to buy one of the shirts like Joe's wearing in your sig. They didn't have any in my size because I'm too fat. Depressed, I drove to the local Pizza Hut and gorged my face with a wonderful buffet.

17y ago

Kris_Silver

What is this SAD syndrome thing I keep seeing. I know what the syndrome is, but do you guys think all we Brits have it or something? Not saying we don't mind, in fairness Britain can be a very depressing place to live. Superiority Affective Disorder. Affects anyone with the blood line from when Britain was the world super power and biggest empire the worlds ever had. Just means despite all odds your naturally, just better. Oh and the Calzaghe's have already got some folk working on an aids cure in the basement of their gym. Enzo's old trombone player friend Jeff 'the Jizmaster' Jazz has been called in, and Joe's old friend Richie Woodhall's trainee's are on loan since losing a bet back in the ring. Boxing Ring.

17y ago

abadger

It is a combination of Joe's semen and sweat with a drop of Enzo's piss.It is a lethal dose unless you are part Sardinian or have SAD syndrome:bottle: What is this SAD syndrome thing I keep seeing. I know what the syndrome is, but do you guys think all we Brits have it or something? Not saying we don't mind, in fairness Britain can be a very depressing place to live.

17y ago

Dan

I like Joe Calzaghe. Why are you saying so many disgusting things about him ? He must have beaten your favorite fighters, or you fear he will beat your favorite fighters. Lighten up buddy ffs. It is obviously just a piss take of his fans who think the man can walk on water.

17y ago

Winter

I like Joe Calzaghe. Why are you saying so many disgusting things about him ? He must have beaten your favorite fighters, or you fear he will beat your favorite fighters.

17y ago

Mizzou

I also heard on TV that for a limited time you can get a bottle of one hundred special Joe Calzaghe enhancement pills that will make you bigger, increase stamina, and please your partner.

17y ago

Sweet_Pea_50

Ricky and Sir Joe just had multiple orgasms while reading that post, Mizzou.... I guaran fucking tee-it.

17y ago

Fox_McCloud

Ricky told me Joe Calzaghe actually spread AIDS to him...

17y ago