If _______ wasn't a boxer, he/she would be _______

If Paul Williams wasn't a boxer we'd still look like an anorexic field track runner. If Antonio Margarito wasn't a boxer he'd still have that mean look on his face as he gives you your change at KFC. If Bernard Hopkins wasn't a boxer (well we already know how that turned out) he'd promptly turn one as soon as he was released. If Manny Pacquiao wasn't a boxer... Well some people i don't even want to imagine how that would be like. I'm just glad he is.

If Mayorga wasn't a boxer he'd be serving a life sentence in prison. If Mayorga wasnt a boxer he would, actully you might be right. If Roy Jones wasnt a boxer he would be a low grade business man who never worked against the top competitors. If Hopkins wasnt a boxer he would work in the NAACP.

If Joe Calzaghe wasn't a boxer he'd be the irritating shades in his head, chewing gum bastard who keeps telling you how hot your mom is. And he would still box for shit.

If Floyd Mayweather Sr. wasn't such a terrible father he'd still own his van. Hey the Arnold avatar is giving me the creeps. I mean looking back nobody is supposed to look like that. Fuck off. Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

If Naseem Hamed wasn't a boxer, he would be the Arabian Soulja Boy.

If Paulie Malinaggi wasn't a boxer he would've died after falling asleep in a tanning bed somewhere in New Jersey. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so true!

If you werent a fuckhead you wouldint be posting from you're cell. If you were Chinese your name would be..YUU DUM FUK. I bet you wouldint want to room with Kessler biatch...see you make your comments then ya half dead mutha fuckaa!! Why do you take that shit seriously? He was obviously joking, i don't think a single soul hates Kessler. He's not a very good or a very bad fighter. He doesn't stand out and is not too unknown. You may very well be his only true fan and shit like that doesn't help him or you at all.

If Bernard Hopkins wasnt a boxer he would be on "Cops" getting busted for smoking crack and out running a police man then falling into a barbwire fence

If Roy Jones wasnt a boxer, he would work in illegal supplements. If Mayorga wasn't a boxer he'd be serving a life sentence in prison. Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

If Mike Tyson wasn't a boxer, he should be a rapist. oh wait... oh so cruel... but true

If Mike Tyson wasnt a boxer, he'd be a feminist.....

If Roy Jones wasnt a boxer, he would work in illegal supplements. If Roy Jones wasnt a boxer, he might leave America. If Winky Wright wasnt a boxer, he would work at Krispy cream. If Cory Spinks wasnt a boxer, still nobody would care about him.

If you werent a fuckhead you wouldint be posting from you're cell. If you were Chinese your name would be..YUU DUM FUK. I bet you wouldint want to room with Kessler biatch...see you make your comments then ya half dead mutha fuckaa!! And I bet you'd love to room with Kessler. Primarily so that you could inhale his Danish sausage. Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

If Dirk Diggler wasn't an NSB poster, he would be able to hold a full time job. If Dirk Diggler had a full time job, who would pleasure MWMerlino's girlfriend? This has to be one of the funniest posts here.

If Mikkel Kessler wasn't a boxer, he would be a spokesman against bad tattoos. If you werent a fuckhead you wouldint be posting from you're cell. If you were Chinese your name would be..YUU DUM FUK. I bet you wouldint want to room with Kessler biatch...see you make your comments then ya half dead mutha fuckaa!!

If Anthony Mundine wasn't a boxer, Argentina would have a cab industry. Mundine's a multi millionaire...dont tell us you're problems mate. If your not happy driving a cab, sell bananas on the side you monkey.

If Bernard Hopkins wasint a Boxer he would have got the part of crack head Eziel on the movie Friday!!!! "HEY EREBADEY...SMOKIE BACK HERE TAKIN A SHEEEIIAAT!!!" Chris Ettiene would star as Debo Floyd Mayweather as Smokie Mohamed Ali as "Mr Jones" Roy Jones as Craig Sam Peter as "Bigworm" oh and in Next Friday...Antonio Tarver would be "Pinky Neeyygaar!!!" DAAAAAAAYYYYYMMMNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Antonio Margarito wasn't a boxer he would be a much sought after military weapon owned exclusively by Kim Jong Il. If Paulie Malignaggi was a boxer he wouldn't punch like an amputee.

If Ricky Hatton wasn't a boxer, he'd be a fat obese bum.

If Paulie Malinaggi wasn't a boxer he would've died after falling asleep in a tanning bed somewhere in New Jersey. :luvbed:If floyd Mayweather wasnt a a gay boxer, hed be dating Paulie Malignaggi