Njord's Boldest Thread Ever!

I've been here awhile. I've made a few bets, lost a few points...been right about things, been wrong about things- but now, for the first time ever, I'm making a thread that may piss a few people off. I'm going to, in stone, promise that if these predictions are not accurate, that I will forever change my signature to a picture of Sergio Mora raping me in the butt. I'm doing this so I can publicly get my opinion out there without having to repost it every time someone makes a new thread about this fight. In regards to the possibility of Mora vs. Pavlik, I have already said: Sergio Mora has gotten two breaks- one, being on the Contender. How many fighters from that show have really had world class careers, even after the exposure? Even Mora toiled in relative obscurity until his SECOND break- fighting an old Forrest to snatch a belt. On a world class stage he's going to fall flat. Pavlik might as well eat lard and cream filled donuts his entire training camp- fuck his girl every night and roll out of bed at noon to walk to the gas station to get more food- in preparation for this fight. He'd still get the KO. Kelly Pavlik can walk into the ring with a round, fat, Buddah beer belly if he signs on to fight Sergio Mora. Kelly can proceed to casually ask the ring girl for her number rather than stay focused. His training camp can literally consist of waking up after a night of Jaeger bombs at around three in the afternoon. Pavlik can then lazily groan as he sits up on his parent's couch- and a la Ricardo Mayorga light a cigarette to start off his day. I'll even suggest he can puff away on that cancer stick as he walks his pale, and now flabby, chunky ass, three blocks to the Circle K gas station to buy some powdered white donuts and a pack of microwaveable bacon. Returning home Kelly can call a dirty, disease ridden fan girl, or even prostitute, and spend the rest of the day getting drunk and watching the History channel's review of every American president in detail while some bitch rides his chalky, jiggling, fat ridden body until he passes out. Even after all this, come fight night, I will pick Pavlik to win by devastating KO- or TKO if he happens to be too drunk on that particular night to off-set the new weight he is sporting from all the fatty food and liquor he drank leading up to the fight. No joke. I think the most damage Sergio Mora could possibly do to Kelly Pavlik, if they indeed fight, is bruise Pavlik's hand with his face before his eyes roll back into his head as he's battered into unconsciousness. Maybe he'll ruin Kelly's career because of the pain destroying another human being like that will bring the tender hearted Ghost. In fact, I say Casper has more of a likelihood of getting AIDS fucking a virgin while using a condom than losing to Sergio Mora. I'm not making this stuff up, guys. Don't get me wrong- I have nothing against Sergio Mora. It's not like I dislike the guy. That's why me and most of his family would probably urge him not to fight Pavlik. The guy is just plain and simple outclassed in every department against Pavlik. You do not step into the ring with a confident, powerful, undefeated man like Kelly Pavlik if you are that far below him in terms of actual skill. Mora isn't even going to be able to keep Kelly at bay- and again, anyone who reads what I post here knows I'm not even in love with Pavlik- I have doubts. Mora just isn't on his level. For Sergio Mora to have a chance against Kelly Pavlik he needs to get a Delorian- find Doc Brown- and go back in time to when Kelly was a sperm leaking out of his father's swollen prick. Even then I'd take Pavlik by deadly indigestion...TKO 7.