Mojack's "Big fat" American guide to understanding British context....

Ok guys. This is for the American friends across the atlantic. I got a pm before asking me what the word "bollocks" means. So I've decided to create a thread so you can catch up to speed on British words and compound words that are used in specific contexts quite a lot on this forum. Ok let's start... Bollocks Something rubbish, nonsense or bull****. Dervived from the testicals (don't ask me why). Example of usage: "You're talking bollocks!" (you're bull****ting) "That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks." (it was crap!) "That Tony Blair is talking bollocks again." (he's talking nonsense) Cunt The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don't realise its beauty. A slang word for a vagina. But is also used for a harsh insult. Example of usage: "You're a cunt!" (it's bit like saying you're a bastard, not a nice person) "I'll kick his ****ing cunt in!" (I'll beat him up) Fanny No, it's not a bottom, it's the Brits word for a *****. Example of usage: "You're big fanny!" - (you're a whuss!) Wanker or Tosser While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. Example of usage: "You're a wanker!" - (a prick / an idiot / not a nice person) Fat Yanks A belittling, uncomplimentary, denigrating term used for Americans and shouldn't be taken literally/personally. Example of usage: "You big fat yank!" - (you big overweight American) "Pie eating, doughnut eating fat yanks!" - (Pie eating, doughnut eating overweight American's) "You sweaty, greasy hot dog eating fat yanks" (You sweaty, greasy hot dog eating overweight American's) "You stinking stupid fat yank!" (you smell and you're a stupid overweight American) "Die, Die, Die fat yank!" (Die, Die, Die you overweight American) "Suck my ball bag, you doughnut eating fat ****ing yank!" (suck my scrotom and testicals, you doughnut eating overweight American) A sentence with all the above my look something like this "You big fat yanks are all wankers! you're talking absolute bollocks! there's no way Pavlik would KO Calzaghe, Pavlik is a fanny. Now STFU! cunts!" That's it. Feel free to use these terms as ninja ammo against your enemy Brit's and suprise them during e-fights. Stay safe! ________ Vaporite deluxe vaporizer review