Ok guys. This is for the American friends across the atlantic.
I got a pm before asking me what the word "bollocks" means. So I've decided to create a thread so you can catch up to speed on British words and compound words that are used in specific contexts quite a lot on this forum.
Ok let's start...
Bollocks
Something rubbish, nonsense or bull****. Dervived from the testicals (don't ask me why).
Example of usage:
"You're talking bollocks!" (you're bull****ting)
"That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks." (it was crap!)
"That Tony Blair is talking bollocks again." (he's talking nonsense)
Cunt
The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don't realise its beauty.
A slang word for a vagina. But is also used for a harsh insult.
Example of usage:
"You're a cunt!" (it's bit like saying you're a bastard, not a nice person)
"I'll kick his ****ing cunt in!" (I'll beat him up)
Fanny
No, it's not a bottom, it's the Brits word for a *****.
Example of usage:
"You're big fanny!" - (you're a whuss!)
Wanker or Tosser
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
Example of usage:
"You're a wanker!" - (a prick / an idiot / not a nice person)
Fat Yanks
A belittling, uncomplimentary, denigrating term used for Americans and shouldn't be taken literally/personally.
Example of usage:
"You big fat yank!" - (you big overweight American)
"Pie eating, doughnut eating fat yanks!" - (Pie eating, doughnut eating overweight American's)
"You sweaty, greasy hot dog eating fat yanks" (You sweaty, greasy hot dog eating overweight American's)
"You stinking stupid fat yank!" (you smell and you're a stupid overweight American)
"Die, Die, Die fat yank!" (Die, Die, Die you overweight American)
"Suck my ball bag, you doughnut eating fat ****ing yank!" (suck my scrotom and testicals, you doughnut eating overweight American)
A sentence with all the above my look something like this
"You big fat yanks are all wankers! you're talking absolute bollocks! there's no way Pavlik would KO Calzaghe, Pavlik is a fanny. Now STFU! cunts!"
That's it. Feel free to use these terms as ninja ammo against your enemy Brit's and suprise them during e-fights.
Stay safe!
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great thread.
Though my current favourite insult is to call foes/rivals/idiots 'special' coupled with 'slag' it sounds particularly insulting. It goes together like a great piece of prime beef with a noble Cabernet Sauvignon.
'Look at this cunt, this slag is fucking special'
(slag must be only used to describe blokes like anorak says it's funnier, for the same reason 'slut' is also funny.
'special' obviously indicates you deem them to be retarded or to lack fundamental social skills.
Ha, my friend the other day said "Ewww she's a dirty scut".
SCUT! :D
great thread.
Though my current favourite insult is to call foes/rivals/idiots 'special' coupled with 'slag' it sounds particularly insulting. It goes together like a great piece of prime beef with a noble Cabernet Sauvignon.
'Look at this cunt, this slag is fucking special'
(slag must be only used to describe blokes like anorak says it's funnier, for the same reason 'slut' is also funny.
'special' obviously indicates you deem them to be retarded or to lack fundamental social skills.
What about slag?
Haha well the first time I heard SLAG I think was from an American TV show on Sky One around 1991 called 'Alien Nation'. The aliens were insulted with the word Slag by the humans!
However the Brits use the word Slag for ladies that are promiscuous sluts.
I like lager as well.
Lager is a type of beer which was first brewed in Central Europe 500 years ago, and has since become one of the most popular types of beer in the world. The word "lager" comes from German and means "storage". Traditionally, the beer is stored for several weeks or longer before being served. Lager is a general term that includes several variations or styles, such as Pilsener, Vienna, and Märzen.
Do you guys have "Negra Modelo" over in the UK? It's a dark mexican beer, it's out of this fucking world.
Hey guys, someone shoot me. I like eating hamburgers, hotdogs, pizza and lots and lots of juicy red meat.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not only what I eat. Oh, I also enjoy drinking lots of "lager"
Hey mate, hand me a pint.
I like lager as well.
Lager is a type of beer which was first brewed in Central Europe 500 years ago, and has since become one of the most popular types of beer in the world. The word "lager" comes from German and means "storage". Traditionally, the beer is stored for several weeks or longer before being served. Lager is a general term that includes several variations or styles, such as Pilsener, Vienna, and M?rzen.
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Hey guys, someone shoot me. I like eating hamburgers, hotdogs, pizza and lots and lots of juicy red meat.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not only what I eat. Oh, I also enjoy drinking lots of "lager"
Hey mate, hand me a pint.
Fantastic attempt, the fluency needs working on though, see below.
Wlad Boxes like a fanny who is scared to get hit, he comes across really nice, but in reallity he is a cunt! and he wont face Haye if he keeps making excuses. It's just a load of bollocks! Wlad is scared, he is a complete wanker!
fluency is not my strong point as u have probably gathered before now
Wlad Boxes like a fanny who is scared to get hit and he comes across really nice but in reallity he is a cunt and he wont face Haye he keeps making excuses and its just a load of bollocks he is scared thats why he is a complete wanker
how did u do ,just a joke BTW Wlad is cool with me
Fantastic attempt, the fluency needs working on though, see below.
Wlad Boxes like a fanny who is scared to get hit, he comes across really nice, but in reallity he is a cunt! and he wont face Haye if he keeps making excuses. It's just a load of bollocks! Wlad is scared, he is a complete wanker!
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what sounds better your a cunt or your a Douche bag
Thats fucking lame who is gonna get offended by that its like being called a white bastard it just dont work
oooh oooh...... i've only been to london once so let me practice my british.
"wlad is a big fat FANNY! david haye will knock out that ukrainian WANKER faster than a BIG FAT YANK could swallow a hot dog. any CUNT who predicts otherwise is just a TOSSER talking BULLOCKS."
how'd i do?
Brilliant! If you had just written that on a post you would have convinced everyone you were British. The only mistake is "Bullocks" as it's "Bollocks" but great effort though, for that I'm giving you a B+.
Practice! practice! practice!
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Wlad Boxes like a fanny who is scared to get hit and he comes across really nice but in reallity he is a cunt and he wont face Haye he keeps making excuses and its just a load of bollocks he is scared thats why he is a complete wanker
how did u do ,just a joke BTW Wlad is cool with me
oooh oooh...... i've only been to london once so let me practice my british.
"wlad is a big fat FANNY! david haye will knock out that ukrainian WANKER faster than a BIG FAT YANK could swallow a hot dog. any CUNT who predicts otherwise is just a TOSSER talking BULLOCKS."
how'd i do?
Bollocks not bullocks.
Good try though.
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