Tye Fields...

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ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I could afford such a high class painting like that I'd buy it and hang it in a house, that I bought, specifically to hold this picture. Then I'd charge $1,000 for people to take a tour of the house and see the picture first hand. No cameras allowed of course. Thanks but you would probably need to take out a HUGE insurance policy. My little nephew actually experienced convulsions after looking directly at it and I've had a couple cases of temporary loss of vision. Even during the losses the image burned into my memory and therefore I was STILL seeing it the entire time.

Tye Fields once took a shit in Seattle. The result? http://www.seattlephotographs.com/photos/kingdome_implosion/kingdome_implosion_13.jpg Fields KO'd the kingdome...

Tye Fields' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. And Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Tye Fields' first visit to Tokyo. Tye Fields recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Tye Fields is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Boxing tournament exhibition in Beijing and all women within 1,500 miles became pregnant instantly. Tye Fields' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. And Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Tye Fields' first visit to Tokyo.

Yeah, I think he's in China. In fact he single-handedly stopped the Tibetans from protesting the Olympics. Tye Fields is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Boxing tournament exhibition in Beijing and all women within 1,500 miles became pregnant instantly.

A Tye Fields-delivered Left Hook to the face is the preferred method of execution in 26 states. There are no such things as tornados. Tye Fields just hates trailer parks.

A Tye Fields-delivered Left Hook to the face is the preferred method of execution in 26 states.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Tye Fields for help.

Tye Fields once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

You and me are lucky enough to even possess a can of anti-Tye Fields spray. That stuff is incredibly rare to come by. No doubt. I think it's because me and you are such hardcore believer's we are able to find it. It's like the spirit of Tye Field's guides it to us.

Im sure if we prayed enough to Tye he would allow it, but only the true believer's of Tye Fieldism would be allowed to wear it. Plus just to be careful we would have to spray a whole bottle of anti-Tye Field's spray just to be on the safe side. You and me are lucky enough to even possess a can of anti-Tye Fields spray. That stuff is incredibly rare to come by.

Well, anything that Tye Fields touches is set on fire, so that might be a bad idea. Im sure if we prayed enough to Tye he would allow it, but only the true believer's of Tye Fieldism would be allowed to wear it. Plus just to be careful we would have to spray a whole bottle of anti-Tye Field's spray just to be on the safe side.

do you think that's safe? like, wouldn't the image burn into your flesh? Well, anything that Tye Fields touches is set on fire, so that might be a bad idea.

All this Tye Fields shit is getting OLD :lol1:. im lovin this shit

Hey billy, it's about 3:30pm here in the Philippines and I have to attend my class so talk to you later my man. I'm home now my friend, and just PM me whenever you are online. Take it easy.

Hey billy, it's about 3:30pm here in the Philippines and I have to attend my class so talk to you later my man.

Oh shit it's Kadyo, what's good my manHey ya billy. Long time no talk my man. Am doing great man. You still in iraq?

Brothers and sisters in Tye Fieldism, Rejoice!!!! Tyelehlujah!!!!!!! Oh shit it's Kadyo, what's good my man

Look man, I don't need to sit here and tell you what the hype is all about. I don't need to man, the world will see on June 28th what Tye Fields is about. I will say one thing though, which was the first time I saw Tye Fields. It was a night I'll never forget. I was asleep. In my bed. Warm and cozy. Protected and curled up in the fetal position. I entered into a dream, where women and children were being raped and entire cities were being pillaged and destroyed. Men were crying like bitches while blood poured from their veins. This was the apocalypse my friend and it wasn't pretty. Then I saw the face, the face behind the mass carnage. A face so terrifying and yet so beautiful you didn't know whether to bow down and worship this Godly figure or go run and hide. I chose to bow. And then I heard a voice deeper than James Earl Jones and it said, "I have chosen you natas. You will be one of my Disciples. Spread the word of Tye and spread it thoroughly. Bring the world to me." And then I awoke. And to this day I have faithfully spread the Gospel of Tye to all those that will listen. June 28th is the 2nd coming of Tye and all those that pay for HBO will see it LIVE and become true believers. I suggest you do the same. Brothers and sisters in Tye Fieldism, Rejoice!!!! Tyelehlujah!!!!!!!