aARE AMERICANS NOT ASHAMED OF SOME OF THE CHILDREN ON HERE!!

i thought ESB was bad, but there is some classless tools on here man,its like conversing with hurt children now im not tarring every american with the same brush as i know some brits are idiots to but god were outnumbered whats with all the nation bashing, we could all say things about your nation like -the obesity issue -the gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever -new orleans!! -your economy stinks -you elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader -your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e shit movies and mcdonalds -you cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq) -you are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel -you are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes -kids shooting up high schools etc etc but i wont cos i know better,, OOOPPSS!! ------------------------------------------------ and in case u forgot did we not found your nation,write your national anthem ,give u this sport and the internet u use to bash everyone else????? i know this thread is a little off topic,but it seems u guys love the sound of your own voices so why not have some back!!! SALAD DODGERS 5 things u wont hear an american say 1.checkmate 2.yes sir we admit to the friendly fire incidents 3.oh jim i couldnt shes my half sister 4.wrestlings fake 5.il take shakespeare for 1000 please alex truth hurts doesnt it, booo bannn etc etc A SENSE OF HUMOUR IS NOT ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS EITHER, i apologise ,its all tongue in cheek -------------------------------------------- ONLY IN AMERICA will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney... North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep, syrup! Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared ------------------------------------------- AND FINALLY YES MY TEETH ARE CROOKED,I DRINK TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS WHILE SAT ON MY PASTY ASS SINGING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,AND THANKING THE YANKS I DO NOT SPEAK GERMAN(which i actually do,but thats not the point) Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign we dont take ourselves that serious..