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Al Bundy- in his prime a legend scoring 4 touchdowns in a high school game for Polk High but loses his prime when he marries Peg. Organized No MAAM, bar room brawler and beats up an ocassional fat woman. Could have easily gone pro in boxing and pass for a light heavy weight.
vs.
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Tye Fields- 6' 9" 275 lbs. Basketball star with no amateur experience but is one of the most deadly boxers right now.
Tye Fields is great and all, but he's no Al Bundy. Shit I still remember when Al scored that touchdown in his High School's hallway that night against "Spare Tire". Bundy by KO, Striiiiiiiiiiike!
Most people don't realize this but Tye Fields is actually 72 years old. In his prime he through a punch that was literally faster than light and he transported himself into the future (now).
A Tye Fields punch would definitely break his wife. In fact, every time Tye Fields hits a man, an ugly woman dies. That's just mother natures way of balancing the planet and the pretty to ugly ratio. Keeps 'em in check
that's some funny ass shit
Al Bundy is a legend, no doubt, but one punch from Tye Fields and not only would it destroy Bundy, but it would also KO Peggy Bundy and Bud. Kelly would get a pass because Tye Fields is also a Sex God and he doesn't hurt sexy women (unless he's bashing their brains in, in that case most all women he sleeps with die after reaching orgasm because it's just too damn powerful and they reach the highest happiness/joy/excitement humanly possible and therefor must die).
What about Jefferson and his wife (can't remember her name)? Would a Tye Fields punch affect them any?
I can just picture Al digging into that body, ducking tye fields slow - round ass hooks and then upper cutting him...it's over Al TKO's Tye in round 1...