funny stuff from craetor of simpsons on pbf big show

Simon's script is as follows: "Big Show enters with his trainer, Floyd Mayweather Sr. Then Floyd Jr. comes out and the crowd gasps. Thanks to WWE steroids and human growth hormone, he, too, is now seven feet tall and 430 pounds. "In the early going, Floyd looks good thanks to his previous experience in another choreographed embarrassment, 'Dancing with the Stars.' Then a melee erupts. Mike Tyson and Lawrence Taylor storm the ring followed by Pete Rose, the ghost of Joe Louis and several of Michael Vick's dogs. Order is restored and Floyd is declared the winner. But another fight breaks out between Floyd and Vince McMahon when Floyd gets his paycheck and sees that it's nowhere near $20 million. Floyd then announces his retirement; apologizes for his materialism and gangster image and sings a version of John Lennon's 'Imagine' so beautiful that it makes everyone cry. For the first time in history, the audience for a Floyd Mayweather pay-per-view event feels that it got its money's worth."