Volkswagen are bringing out a new car 'The Ottke' to celebrate his return to the ring

The car will only be available in Yellow It will have six gears, five in reverse It will have anti collision steering sensors The horn will have a number of different sounds, all based on his bitches to the ref. The alarm will give out a 110 decibel whine if anyone touches the bodywork It will win the car of the year award in Germany (so the German and Italian judges have told me) any ideas for other boxer / car specials???

Comments (17)

Degsy

Can the bitch boy fight in america against a legit boxer, and not a hand-picked opponent in America? Or is he too afraid because he knows that are judges won't back up his country's cheating ways. When he last fought with an American judge in Germany , the American scored 116 to 111 against Ottke in favour of Brewer, unbelieveably the Italian and German both scored it 115-112 for Ottke!!!!! a nine round difference!!!!

18y ago

BrendanWoodside

i got valuev as one of those fucked up work vans ugly as shit to look at with graffiti on the side.. kelly pavlik one of those built ford tough pickups

18y ago

demirturk

i heard the new 'goldenboy' was a great car for women or trannys . it has no dick shaped exhaust .

18y ago

OldSkool

Valuev could be his own party bus. Floyd is the pimped up sedan that can't be opened by key. You have to use wads of 100s to get that fucker running. LMFAO! true true. vitali would have to be a monster truck or something

18y ago

OldSkool

LMFAO! true true. vitali wold have to be a monster truck or something

18y ago

Nacho_Analstain

michael katsidis would be a tayota, indestructible

18y ago

Degsy

You have to be one of my favorite users on this entire site. I heard the new Kermit "The Frog" Cintron car comes with it's own set of tissues and baby wipes in the air bag, sounds like a good buy. Jermain would be an Alfa Romeo, Looks good and performs well on paper but issues with reliability over long distances. Roy in his prime would have been a formula 1 car

18y ago

Degsy

Valuev could be his own party bus. Floyd is the pimped up sedan that can't be opened by key. You have to use wads of 100s to get that fucker running. OK who gets to be the Hummer???

18y ago

SkillspayBills

LOL !!!! What about Floyd?? Ferrari throughbred or Pimped up sedan?? Valuev would be a stretch Limo Valuev could be his own party bus. Floyd is the pimped up sedan that can't be opened by key. You have to use wads of 100s to get that fucker running.

18y ago

Degsy

Why I would have to say Zab Judah. Who else could "burst into flames" at a moments notice. LOL !!!! What about Floyd?? Ferrari throughbred or Pimped up sedan?? Valuev would be a stretch Limo

18y ago

SkillspayBills

Skills -Who would be the Pinto of boxing? (or Lada if you from the European side) Why I would have to say Zab Judah. Who else could "burst into flames" at a moments notice.

18y ago

Degsy

I hear the gas is fuked up, only goes 30 miles an hour to save energy. Try the Andre Dirrell model, that baby runs like a gazelle. Skills -Who would be the Pinto of boxing? (or Lada if you from the European side)

18y ago

Pico_Hollywood

You have to be one of my favorite users on this entire site. I heard the new Kermit "The Frog" Cintron car comes with it's own set of tissues and baby wipes in the air bag, sounds like a good buy. its a very sturdy car great for soccer moms in the suburbs

18y ago

SkillspayBills

Very True!!! The Dodge Bernard would be good though, years of trouble free motoring, good in a collision, 25 year warranty etc. I hear the gas is fuked up, only goes 30 miles an hour to save energy. Try the Andre Dirrell model, that baby runs like a gazelle.

18y ago

SkillspayBills

You have to be one of my favorite users on this entire site. I heard the new Kermit "The Frog" Cintron car comes with it's own set of tissues and baby wipes in the air bag, sounds like a good buy.

18y ago

Degsy

How about the gas prices never change for the car just like the judges scorecards never change for him? Very True!!! The Dodge Bernard would be good though, years of trouble free motoring, good in a collision, 25 year warranty etc.

18y ago

warp1432

How about the gas prices never change for the car just like the judges scorecards never change for him?

18y ago