i like this one.
Tony Galento, when asked about Shakespeare: "I ain't never heard of him. I suppose he's one of them foreign heavyweights. They're all lousy. Sure as hell I'll moider de bum."
Lol keep them coming, another classic here...
''He's not getting up Jim''- Roy Jones jr.
Lol that one is classic! Jim is still talking like Pacquiao has just been knock down, RJJ was like fvck that Pacquiao is out cold till next year.
interviewer: is sugar ray robinson the greatest boxer ever?
james toney: i aint never seen him fight, but my mum said im the best
(he looked dead serious when he said it haha)
"Let me pour some water on your balls." -Erik Morales trainer between rounds.
"If you even dream about beating me you better wake up an apologize." -Ali
"Holyfield is looking to out-jab the old jabber...a real jabberwocky, Jim." Merchant on the Holyfield v Holmes fight.
"It's like seeing a combination ballet dancer and bouncer."- Merchant talking about Roy Jones.
"This is as bad as bad blood gets in our blood sport, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. Blood is good. Blood is emotion. Blood is a story, a drama. Blood is what we want to see in terms of passion. What we want is a bloody good fight tonight." - Merchant on Mayweather v Corrales
"Erik Morales is an orchid that grew up in a ghetto. Manny Pacquiao is an orchid that was born on a rice paddy. And they're tough as weeds."- Merchant
"Mayorga is a rude, crude dude in the ring, as well as outside. In a sense, what we have here is class warfare with boxing gloves. Mayorga is a street fighter from a street that didn't have electricity until he financed it with some of his earnings. His most prominent physical asset, he keeps reminding us, is his cajones. Opposite him tonight is a handsome fighter with a gold medal, a beautiful wife, vast wealth including a 74 foot yacht. Mayorga looks at him and thinks he's seeing a hated slumlord, and Oscar is coming to collect the rent."- Merchant
I’m just going – I’m just – I’ve got a great promoter. I mean, I have a great promoter. He’s always taken care of me from the beginning of my career.
Bob has, you know, I would never forget him. He’s always bought me the best gifts and he bought me the finer things as his fighter. And of all of his fighters, I think, Bob has bought me probably the nicest things. I would never forget him.
The beginning of my career, he bought me a Lexus, Range Rovers, all the diamond watches when no other fighters had this. When no other young fighters had this. I had Ferraris, and Bentleys, and this fighter’s been jealous.
Now my promoter up there is one of the greatest promoters that ever lived.
Floyd Mayweather Jr. on Bob Arum 2006
"Boxing brings out my aggressive instinct, not necessarily a killer instinct."-Sugar Ray Leonard
"He can have heart, he can hit harder and he can be stronger, but there's no fighter smarter than me."—Floyd Mayweather Jr.
"My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York."—Sonny Liston
“There are too many governing bodies. They're all corrupt. I think they have replaced the old Mobsters with the kind of 'corporate rule' of boxing.”-Larry Merchant
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't."-Ali
I think I made the best decision I could possibly make, which was going with Bob Arum. - Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Bob Arum is a great guy, I have nothing negative to say about him - Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts: "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other."
Tony Sibson, on being beaten in a match: "I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me."