Apparently, Sven Ottke has had to cancel his forthcoming fight because a thief has apparently stolen the Judges' scorecards. A fifty thousand euro cheque payable to a Mr Roger Tilleman was also taken.
If anyone has seen these cards, which hold the distinctive 118-110 118-110 118 - 110 scores all in favour of Ottke they are to contact the German Boxing Board of Control.
A reward has been offered, a life time supply of 'Ottke' brand boxing boot, which are sutiable for running at all distances from short sprints to marathons. They have a unique air / gel heel to allow maximum comfort when back peddling from any potential pursuer.
As an extra gift a signed CD of 'Sven Sings' including masterful covers of 'keep on running' by the Spencer Davis Group, two remixes of LL Cool J's I'm gonna knock you out, the first one entitled 'I'm not gonna knock you out - the judges say I'll win on points' and the second one the Mundine Remix 'shit I actually knocked someone out' and finally Sven's record that took Hasselhoff off the number one spot 'Runaway'
I can't believe Mundine ever got over the humilation of being knocked out by Sven Ottke.
I'm a complete rank amateur but I think even my pride would take a hit of Ottke knocked me out,lol.
German Hater!
I love the Germans, they are more like us Brits than we'd ever admit, they produce great cars, engineers, footballers, drivers (cheating but brilliant) , Tennis Players, but Ottke naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
You americans should give Ottke 10 millions for accepting american citizenship, he would be your next great american heavyweight. After he Knocked out wet paper chinned Wladimir Klitschko, he would unify the heavyweight division and retire unbeaten AGAIN.
http://www.warriors.de/begegnung/begegn5.jpg
Ottke is the modern day Rocky Marciano. He is the undefeated, undisputed champion of the world.
Sven Ottke cannot be beaten by any man, past or present. 34 wins, 6 big knockouts, no losses.
This is the man who KO'd Mundine who Joe has ducked for years,
the man who destroyed Byron Mitchell who almost KO'd Joe Calzaghe,
the man who destroyed Glen Johnson who KO'd Roy Jones and beat Tarver,
the man who destroyed Charles Brewer who KO'd Herol Graham and
the man who destroyed Robin Reid who was robbed against Calzaghe.
Calzaghe has only been feasting on Ottke left-overs. Ottke was the original champion and Glass Joe has been ducking Sven for his whole career.
Now Ottke will come back and destroy the greatest LHW champion of all time Dariusz Michalczewski. Joe, you better retire because "The Phantom" SVEN OTTKE is coming for you.
http://www.giant-charity.de/Bilder/Stars/300_charity_sven_ottke.jpg
IF I EVER MEET ANYONE AGAIN WHO SAYS THAT THE FINS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR I WILL REFER THEM TO THIS POST. BRILLIANT VERY VERY FUNNY
http://www.warriors.de/begegnung/begegn5.jpg
Ottke is the modern day Rocky Marciano. He is the undefeated, undisputed champion of the world.
Sven Ottke cannot be beaten by any man, past or present. 34 wins, 6 big knockouts, no losses.
This is the man who KO'd Mundine who Joe has ducked for years,
the man who destroyed Byron Mitchell who almost KO'd Joe Calzaghe,
the man who destroyed Glen Johnson who KO'd Roy Jones and beat Tarver,
the man who destroyed Charles Brewer who KO'd Herol Graham and
the man who destroyed Robin Reid who was robbed against Calzaghe.
Calzaghe has only been feasting on Ottke left-overs. Ottke was the original champion and Glass Joe has been ducking Sven for his whole career.
Now Ottke will come back and destroy the greatest LHW champion of all time Dariusz Michalczewski. Joe, you better retire because "The Phantom" SVEN OTTKE is coming for you.
http://www.giant-charity.de/Bilder/Stars/300_charity_sven_ottke.jpg
I only judge boxers by their boxrec pages, thus I herald Ottke as an ATG.
The only flaw with that is that, even if you remove the variable of poor judging and corruption, you take no account of the quality of the opposition faced and automatically penalise a fighter that went on too long. By your method, Ottke would there fore appear a better fighter than Sugar Ray Robinson, Ali, Roy Jones etc.
Unless your comment was in jest in which case I just got punk'd!!! lol
Ottke is one of the greatest fighters of his time. He had more heart than most fighters have.
He wasn't man enough to fight outside of Germany though was he?? He was East German was he not?? The same East Germany that made cheating in atheltics an art form, even proven drugs cheats from the West cannot approach Marita Koch's time of 47.60 for the 400 meters and it was set 23 years ago!!!
Reid beat him fair and square and I'm not a great fan of his. The German keeper Schummacher punched harder than Ottke and proved this by illegally smashing a french player off the ball fracturing his jaw.
Germans on the whole have a great team ethic and are generally great people, but Ottke was and remains a disgrace in the same way East Germany's atheletes were prior to the Cold War. He is a paper champion and not worthy of the great nation of Germany
I'm glad you guys enjoyed the thread, I was worried people would see Ottke and just not bother looking!!!!
Mundine is the one guy I feel sorry for though, because he does have talent, but he has no wisdom, to punch yourself out against Ottke to the point that he could knock you out!!! He ain't ever going to live that down, that more embarrassing than getting caught fucking your neighbour's Dog
lol...Got to hate Ottke.
Ottke vs Wladimir Klitshcko
Ottke UD 118-110 118-110 118 118-110
after they scrape Ottke off the Canvas 8 times ruling them all slips. In the twelth round Ottke is tied by the waist to the turnbuckle to keep him upright, whilst the referee refuses to let Klitschko hit Das Phantom and threatens to deduct points if he tries.
A confident Klitschko raises his hand at his complete shut out performance of the smaller crappier Ottke. Whilst Ottke is recieving gas and air. Upon the announcement, the out of it Ottke is raised high into the German night sky. He's won by a landslide on the judges cards. A hero. Again.
Lol, that was the highlight of this thread. Enjoy the green!
lol...Got to hate Ottke.
Ottke vs Wladimir Klitshcko
Ottke UD 118-110 118-110 118 118-110
after they scrape Ottke off the Canvas 8 times ruling them all slips. In the twelth round Ottke is tied by the waist to the turnbuckle to keep him upright, whilst the referee refuses to let Klitschko hit Das Phantom and threatens to deduct points if he tries.
A confident Klitschko raises his hand at his complete shut out performance of the smaller crappier Ottke. Whilst Ottke is recieving gas and air. Upon the announcement, the out of it Ottke is raised high into the German night sky. He's won by a landslide on the judges cards. A hero. Again.
Good stuff mate, any idea where I can purchase "i'm not gonna knock you out - the judges say i'll win on points"? Robin Reid was the special backing singer on this track was he not.