Mayweather, are you listening?
In the gym, sweat is glistening
I'll eat you alive - and take you in five
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
Cheerio to the pasties
See ya beers, no more Astis
I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman
Then pretend that he is flaky Floyd
He'll say 'wanna rematch' - I'll say 'no, man'
Even though I know he'll be annoyed
Mum and dad at the ringside
Brad and Ang right by their side
With Becks and WiIlis - they'll all witness this
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
Here it is, the day of reck'ning
Stars and bars Mancs are heckling
You wobbled in one - but the ref was no fun
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
Bloody hell, you've caught me proper
In the 10th I've come a cropper
I'm flat on me arse - and you're different class
Walking in a Flattened Wonderland
Now I'm back in dear old Blighty
Fry-ups here still pretty mighty
The Guinness is ace - and I'm no disgrace
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
Mayweather, are you listening?
In the gym, sweat is glistening
I'll eat you alive - and take you in five
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
Cheerio to the pasties
See ya beers, no more Astis
I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman
Then pretend that he is flaky Floyd
He'll say 'wanna rematch' - I'll say 'no, man'
Even though I know he'll be annoyed
Mum and dad at the ringside
Brad and Ang right by their side
With Becks and WiIlis - they'll all witness this
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
Here it is, the day of reck'ning
Stars and bars Mancs are heckling
You wobbled in one - but the ref was no fun
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
Bloody hell, you've caught me proper
In the 10th I've come a cropper
I'm flat on me arse - and you're different class
Walking in a Flattened Wonderland
Now I'm back in dear old Blighty
Fry-ups here still pretty mighty
The Guinness is ace - and I'm no disgrace
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland
This one is great too!! Takes some time to construct something like this, to the tune. Good stuff.
There's only one Ricky Hatton,
he looks like he's stoned,
when he gets pwned,
walking in a Floyd KO wonderland
They are both pretty good but only one of the is true.