Incredible Punchstat

I have been looking for the exact numbers on this fight, but apparantly Joe Calzaghe landed (not threw, actually connected with) 1,007 punches against Jeff Lacy. That has to be some sort of fucking record. I mean, Antonio Margarito holds the record for punches thrown with 1600 some, and I know he wasn't landing at a 62.5% of his punches (which would be 1000 out of 1600). Apparantly he is going to double his punches landed against Kessler :rolleyes: http://www.newswales.co.uk/?section=Sport&F=1&id=12120 I don't hate Calzaghe, but if you are going to talk shit, at least do so in a reasonable, realistic manner.

Comments (20)

elgaringo

kessler is a pussy :bottle: nice to see you have something intelligent to add:duh:

18y ago

SHB

Patty cake, Patty cake, baker's man. Calzaghe needs to learn to use his fist not his hand.He continues to slap like the bitch that he is. Calzaghe's slaps seemed to leave a bigger impression on Kessler's face than Kessler's punches managed on Calzaghe ....

18y ago

grayfist

Death of a 1000's cuts. hehe Its what Roman's used to do to prisoners, Instead of just killing them with one big cut to the throat. I am visualizing JCal whipping an opponent with either a flagrum, an astragala or a scorpion (three variations of the Roman whip) for the offense of laesa majestas ("injured majesty")--a crime against the king. :o

18y ago

hemichromis

thats some incredible numbers. I think Calzaghe is gonna get his due credit when he beats Kess. To be honest i bet if you check the numbers from some bantamweitghts and stuff the numbers would higher.. like he did when he beat lacy?

18y ago

Hard_Chaw

over 1000 landed slaps Death of a 1000's cuts. hehe Its what Roman's used to do to prisoners, Instead of just killing them with one big cut to the throat. They used to torcher them by making small cuts one by one and keeping them alive as long as possible. Bet lacy wish he got KO in the first round of that fight. I think Calzaghe footwork will be to much for Kessler.

18y ago

eazy_mas

That is why Calzaghe could beat Hopkins Ouma have an impresive record he hold the 1,2 and 3rd highe punch thrown for a Jr MW

18y ago

CoLd_WaVE

A typical brainwashed Calzaghe-nutshugger :lame: :pat: Countered by a typical Kessler nuthugger. funny sequence... :lol1:

18y ago

Fox_McCloud

A typical brainwashed Calzaghe-nutshugger :lame: :pat: Countered by a typical Kessler nuthugger.

18y ago

jangeorg

Calzaghe is GOAT man, look at the number of punches he throws, just imagine if his hands weren't so fragile, he would be unstoppable. A typical brainwashed Calzaghe-nutshugger :lame: :pat:

18y ago

LoftyDog

Don't you mean current champ? Those coward businessmen judges robbed Antonio "God" Margarito of his championship. He is a warrior, and Paul Williams is a businessman coward. And VIVA MEXICO!!! is a true warrior, because only true warriors give Antonio Margarito a :blowjob: in all of their posts. You are right, I changed it. Antonio Margarito himself said he won the fight, so that means that he won it. Judges don't know how to score a fight, Margarito blocked all of Williams shots with his face.

18y ago

Fox_McCloud

It's not Antonio Margarito's fault the other boxers are cowards. If they stood toe to toe with him then he would have landed more. Only cowards get out of the way of punches, not true warriors like GOAT Antonio Margarito, former champ. Don't you mean current champ? Those coward businessmen judges robbed Antonio "God" Margarito of his championship. He is a warrior, and Paul Williams is a businessman coward. And VIVA MEXICO!!! is a true warrior, because only true warriors give Antonio Margarito a :blowjob: in all of their posts.

18y ago

LoftyDog

Yes, missing punches is absolutely incredible. Why go for landing punches when you can just aimlessly throw? Oh wait, landing punches is what boxing is about. It's not Antonio Margarito's fault the other boxers are cowards. If they stood toe to toe with him then he would have landed more. Only cowards get out of the way of punches, not true warriors like GOAT Antonio Margarito, currentchamp.

18y ago

adamk1304

By the way, Calzaghe threw 1006 punches and landed around 450, i don't know why itv have been throwing such an unrealistic number around.

18y ago

Fox_McCloud

margarito's record is more impressive. Yes, missing punches is absolutely incredible. Why go for landing punches when you can just aimlessly throw? Oh wait, landing punches is what boxing is about.

18y ago

adamk1304

over 1000 landed slaps Calzaghe makes miranda his bitch.

18y ago

adamk1304

Is there a punchstat for 'slaps"? You seemed like a pretty intelligent guy at first, but you've turned into a typical anti-british floyd fanboy.

18y ago

Chipper

over 1000 landed slaps

18y ago

jangeorg

You have the fight then? I've been kind of curious how one-sided the numbers were on that fight. If you could post them, that would be sweet. And the fight in a avi-file Joe Calzaghe - Jeff Lacy 685mb avi part 1 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EFZN6I80 part 2 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QY26ANW0 part 3 http://www.megarotic.com/?d=5E76LND9 HJ Split to join the file to one http://www.download.com/HJ-Split/3000-2248_4-10550267.html

18y ago

jangeorg

You have the fight then? I've been kind of curious how one-sided the numbers were on that fight. If you could post them, that would be sweet. Joe Calzaghe vs. Jeff Lacy http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5ALZ82H6 It is a nsv-file,so you have to play it on winamp

18y ago

Ironside

Calzaghe is GOAT man, look at the number of punches he throws, just imagine if his hands weren't so fragile, he would be unstoppable.

18y ago