I can remember 2 lines in recent time that had me in stitches when i heard them.
James Toney: "im gonna send Sam Peter back to Africa to pick corn"
Ricky Hatton: "Floyd came in dressed like Russell Crowe, but fought more like Sheryll Crowe".
Any body have any more?
Naz made me laugh when he sat next to Kelley and said "im gonna knock you spark out"
haha Hamed on the Conan O brien Show.
Hamed: Cesar Soto is going to get.........Bloto.
Conan: I don't even know what that means
Hamed: aye nor do I.
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These are some Ali Classics:
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
- Muhammad Ali
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
- Muhammad Ali
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
- Muhammad Ali
I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
- Muhammad Ali
Ali, Hatton, Bruno and Tyson
Eubank is always game for a laugh too.
i did like it when hatton fixed larry merchant's dew with some of his good ol british slobber.
My favorites of all time...
Flight Attendent: Sir the Captain has requested that ALL passengers fasten their seatbelts..
Ali: Superman dont need no seatbelt
Flight Attendent: Superman doesn't need a PLANE
Jim Rome: (Speaking before the Tyson Golota fight) "Here You have one guy who wants to eat your children.. Fighting another guy who wants to keep you from having them"
AHAHAHAHA LMAO thats fucking great!!!!!
My favorites of all time...
Flight Attendent: Sir the Captain has requested that ALL passengers fasten their seatbelts..
Ali: Superman dont need no seatbelt
Flight Attendent: Superman doesn't need a PLANE
Jim Rome: (Speaking before the Tyson Golota fight) "Here You have one guy who wants to eat your children.. Fighting another guy who wants to keep you from having them"
Mike Tyson:
"I'm gonna make him my girlfriend"
"I wanna eat his heart, Ima eat his children"
"He called me a rapist and a recluse, I am NOT a recluse..."
3 of thousands.......
Tyson screaming at a reporter during a press conference: "you a bitch. I'll fuck u till you love me ***got!"......LOL
Sam: Hello my little african friend! Hello!
Toney: Man I'm from Michigan!
Sam: No, you are my little African Friend!
hahahahahahah fuck that was golden.
J. Toney is fucking hillarious!
Mike Tyson:
"I'm gonna make him my girlfriend"
"I wanna eat his heart, Ima eat his children"
"He called me a rapist and a recluse, I am NOT a recluse..."
3 of thousands.......
Sam: Hello my little african friend! Hello!
Toney: Man I'm from Michigan!
Sam: No, you are my little African Friend!
hahahahahahah fuck that was golden.
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