Valuev got cocky with me today!!!

someone said valuev had been knocked down before, i dont think that is true can anyone confirm either way? Im positive he was knocked down, because I recall him in an interview saying that he has heart and this and that because he has been knocked down and got up to win. Plus he was knocked down by Troy Souza yesterday, a vicious one punch KO.

someone said valuev had been knocked down before, i dont think that is true can anyone confirm either way?

dang. like a family of Ninja's? or a tribe or school? where are your real parents? a true ninja cant reveal information like that....sorry.

yeah, good..he aint from here he was probably scared because of that....and the whole terrorism thing going on. where did you learn to fight?? I was raised by ninjas..........

funny!!.....so did you get in trouble? where was this at? It was in some gym....... Yea the police arrested me but Valuev dropped all charges in fear that I would come back at him when I got out.

ROFL, the room got smaller and Valuev cracked the slightest hint of a smile and said to Scully "So your my new cellmate huh?" then Scully awoke at home in his bed screaming with cold sweat running down his back. .......giving Sousa some K for this funny post and thread. Also does Valuev look like he could've been an extra in the movie "Quest for Fire" I'm actually kinda serious too. He could've been in that movie without any makeup or anything. lmao at Scully and Valuev in jail. And its SouZa but it is pronounced SouSa

I was in his dressing room in Germany last year when he fought Levin.... when he walked in it was like the ROOM got smaller. In person...he didn't look real...HUGE man ROFL, the room got smaller and Valuev cracked the slightest hint of a smile and said to Scully "So your my new cellmate huh?" then Scully awoke at home in his bed screaming with cold sweat running down his back. .......giving Sousa some K for this funny post and thread. Also does Valuev look like he could've been an extra in the movie "Quest for Fire" I'm actually kinda serious too. He could've been in that movie without any makeup or anything.

I was in his dressing room in Germany last year when he fought Levin.... when he walked in it was like the ROOM got smaller. In person...he didn't look real...HUGE man

this was very very funny ! lol as for the guy confused on how to hurt the big bastard... stomp the side of the blokes knee in he'll fall like a tree

that was some funny shit

I met Nicolay Valuev today and I told him to throw his combos faster. He told me not to tell him what to do and he will crush me. I said WHAT NI9GA? TOE UP! He came up to me and i hit him with a right cross that sent him down. http://www.ufcfightnews.com/valuev-wkt/images/Valuev-Workout16.jpg He was knocked out cold and his trainer had to give him CPR. http://www.ufcfightnews.com/valuev-wkt/images/Valuev-Workout17.jpg He later apoligized to me and I said its alright and he just left with this weird swelling over his eyes. http://www.ufcfightnews.com/valuev-wkt/images/Valuev-Workout13.jpg hilario! kudos!

Hilarious. I giggled like a girl. Good stuff.

funny shit homie.

i thought ruiz and donald rocked him in there fight not sure but I know he has been dropped before, and I think more than once................. and he was no match for my right hand, i'll tell you that much.

no it wasnt... i wouldnt wanna get into a street fight with that guy. his head is like a giant stone. i dont see how anyone in the entire plant could hurt this guy! is it even possible? lol i thought ruiz and donald rocked him in there fight

That was much better, and funnier than the original post. no it wasnt... i wouldnt wanna get into a street fight with that guy. his head is like a giant stone. i dont see how anyone in the entire plant could hurt this guy! is it even possible? lol

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lol, I wanna do something like this now. :banana:

I don't get it. its a joke, why dont you get a sense of humor?

i give it an A+ for originality..