Funny story about Floyd Mayweather

dude, who in the right mind wouldnt give PBF sum chrome dome-ium

Someone posted this exact story about a year ago. This is BS. If this story was written today, then the person who wrote it would've know that DLH is fighting this year. This bullshit story came out of that garbage ass forum Doghouse.

Lmao Lmao Lmao... Im at Work to, what a great read! lmao

if this story happend to be true.. Fuc*k that Hooker. Doin't be mad at floyd. She's your girl and she went ahead and suck him off.. Not floyds fault. If she really was your girl, she would not have suck another man off. She's a Hoe ooops I mean whore. Don't be mad at the man, it's your girl you should be mad at. She allowed it to happen. floyd didn't force her to suck his Dic*k. And she damm sure did not fall and land on his lap sucking him off... Your bitch was a hoe, plain and simple..

That's funny as hell if true. You shouldn't have lost sight of your girl for so long, and oh well Floyd took your girl lol. If she still wanted you she wouldn't have went with him.

Even while on the toilet, Floyds defense is impenetrable. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! This story is BS though. There is no way Floyd would be in a chemistry class.

I wonder if Floyd did the shoulder roll while on the toilet and getting his nuts wet. That was funny as hell!!!!

the dudes hit him before he could get near floyd ....which is kinda comical because i remember in the gatti fight 1st round gatti backs floyd to the ropes and goes to punching and the ref steps inbetween as if to stop gatti from punching floyd lmao .. kinda ironic

lmao the dudes hit him before he could get near floyd

I got this from another site, but I had to post it cuz it was funny...I dunno if anyone read this but here it goes... It was my junior year (1994) at Ottawa Hills High School and I was dating a girl by the name of Nicole Reynolds. I'll never forget her. She was really beautiful. Long blonde/brownish hair, blue eyes, nice body and really smart. We had been seeing eachother for about a month and a half or so. Well, this guy by the name of Floyd Mayweather Jr. (which pretty much everyone in the school knew since he was winning statewide boxing championships) was in our Chemistry class (Mrs. Onye). I didn't think much of the guy. He always used to hang out with a big group of thugs and guys that dropped out of school, but would come around for school dances to hang with Floyd and his boys. Anyways, as time went on I started noticing that he would turn around quite often and smile a lot at Nicole. Initially I didn't think anything of it, but I started noticing that Nicole would smile back and kind of give little signals until she noticed I was looking at them. I would ask her about it and she would always say that I was reading into things and that I was the only one she wanted to be with. Well, here's Prom Night towards the end of our school year and I was obviously going with my girl. We went to the prom and had a blast. Of course guess who comes walking in wearing a white tux with the hat and cane to match looking like a Detroit pimp. We were all on the dance floor when he made his entrance. All of a sudden everyone started yelling, "Floyd! What's up!?" I swear he came walking in with like 15 dudes. Anyways, this guy Willie I knew was throwing an after party with alcohol and other things at this hotel that his uncle ran and his uncle said it was cool if he invited a whole bunch of people. To make a long story short: we're in one of the suites which was pretty spacy and roomy and I was trashed. I was talking to a buddy of mine when I realized that I hadn't seen Nicole in almost an hour! I thought maybe she had went to another room to say hello to her friends that were there. Well, I go to use the bathroom and the door is locked. I try to open and knock when someone yells, "Go away! I'm busy." I ask this guy that was standing next to the bathroom who went in there and he said that Floyd walked in there with some chick. When he told me that two guys that were hanging out with Floyd in the suite started to snicker. I started to put two and two together and thought to myself, "Fuckk this!" I kicked the door as hard as I could and sitting on top of the toilet seat with the lid down with his pants around his ankles was Floyd. Nicole was on her fuckking knees pleasuring him. Let's just say I tried to swing on Floyd and a couple of his thug friend hit me in the back of the head. Then started kicking me. That guy Willie came up and told them to chill before someone called the cops. He got me up and I left out of there never forgetting what the fuckk that bastard Floyd did to me. To this day I can't let it go. I thought for sure that he wouldn't amount to much because of his wild ways outside boxing. Everyone pretty much knew that his dad was strung out on drugs and had done time. I always thought he was a loser and to this day he probably still is. All I'm saying is don't let that little smile fool you. The man is evil and will do whatever he wants without caring if it effects someone else. Now hopefully all of you will understand where this hate stems from. As far as his boxing goes, I never thought he was that great. He had hand picked opponents and is a dead man walking until September when De La Hoya will knock his ass out! This is not a BS story, this is the truth. You all wanted to know. Well, that's the story. Wow very interesting story, dont be fooled though man... Floyd didnt do that to you(though he is a punk), your girl did. And you did it to yourself for not cutting the girl when u saw she was flirting right in front of you.

Beautiful story... If true... If not... Great imagination... But at least get a hit in on Floyd... Scratch him or something.

If this is true and Floyd didn't know the guy. Can you blame him? I have slept with lots of guys girls and not felt bad about it for one second. If he was friends with him I could see his point. I wonder if Floyd slapped her around afterwards though.

Haha, gonna blame Floyd for doing something any man in this world would do....

not only that ...what the fuck was this dude doing loseing sight of his girl for over an hour! ... shows right there how much he gave a fuck no wonder she was suckin floyds dick ...its either pick the guy who dosnt give a shit and gets all paranoid when a dude smiles at me or the state champ who smiles and actually pays attention ... cant blame her!

Wait a sec...you said your girl was gone for an hour...was she sucking Floyd off for the entire hour? Maybe Floyd is the best, beautiful story regardless, I wish you would have never caught her and then married her.

You never fight the next man for a ho unless that's your wife. He should've gave Floyd five and got head afterwards. Fighting for a dick sucking bitch. I'm with jack on this one

it aint drama its just mayweather takeing what was rightfully his and besides its fucking hike school bro! chill the fuck out like the guy on clerks says ..highschool is all about algibra bad lunch and infidelity ...

High School Drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got this from another site, but I had to post it cuz it was funny...I dunno if anyone read this but here it goes... It was my junior year (1994) at Ottawa Hills High School and I was dating a girl by the name of Nicole Reynolds. I'll never forget her. She was really beautiful. Long blonde/brownish hair, blue eyes, nice body and really smart. We had been seeing eachother for about a month and a half or so. Well, this guy by the name of Floyd Mayweather Jr. (which pretty much everyone in the school knew since he was winning statewide boxing championships) was in our Chemistry class (Mrs. Onye). I didn't think much of the guy. He always used to hang out with a big group of thugs and guys that dropped out of school, but would come around for school dances to hang with Floyd and his boys. Anyways, as time went on I started noticing that he would turn around quite often and smile a lot at Nicole. Initially I didn't think anything of it, but I started noticing that Nicole would smile back and kind of give little signals until she noticed I was looking at them. I would ask her about it and she would always say that I was reading into things and that I was the only one she wanted to be with. Well, here's Prom Night towards the end of our school year and I was obviously going with my girl. We went to the prom and had a blast. Of course guess who comes walking in wearing a white tux with the hat and cane to match looking like a Detroit pimp. We were all on the dance floor when he made his entrance. All of a sudden everyone started yelling, "Floyd! What's up!?" I swear he came walking in with like 15 dudes. Anyways, this guy Willie I knew was throwing an after party with alcohol and other things at this hotel that his uncle ran and his uncle said it was cool if he invited a whole bunch of people. To make a long story short: we're in one of the suites which was pretty spacy and roomy and I was trashed. I was talking to a buddy of mine when I realized that I hadn't seen Nicole in almost an hour! I thought maybe she had went to another room to say hello to her friends that were there. Well, I go to use the bathroom and the door is locked. I try to open and knock when someone yells, "Go away! I'm busy." I ask this guy that was standing next to the bathroom who went in there and he said that Floyd walked in there with some chick. When he told me that two guys that were hanging out with Floyd in the suite started to snicker. I started to put two and two together and thought to myself, "Fuckk this!" I kicked the door as hard as I could and sitting on top of the toilet seat with the lid down with his pants around his ankles was Floyd. Nicole was on her fuckking knees pleasuring him. Let's just say I tried to swing on Floyd and a couple of his thug friend hit me in the back of the head. Then started kicking me. That guy Willie came up and told them to chill before someone called the cops. He got me up and I left out of there never forgetting what the fuckk that bastard Floyd did to me. To this day I can't let it go. I thought for sure that he wouldn't amount to much because of his wild ways outside boxing. Everyone pretty much knew that his dad was strung out on drugs and had done time. I always thought he was a loser and to this day he probably still is. All I'm saying is don't let that little smile fool you. The man is evil and will do whatever he wants without caring if it effects someone else. Now hopefully all of you will understand where this hate stems from. As far as his boxing goes, I never thought he was that great. He had hand picked opponents and is a dead man walking until September when De La Hoya will knock his ass out! This is not a BS story, this is the truth. You all wanted to know. Well, that's the story. Someone posted this exact story about a year ago. This is BS. If this story was written today, then the person who wrote it would've know that DLH is fighting this year.

guys stupid for giving a shit ...if he was half the kid he wanted to be he woulda just went and got another chick ...or wraped a pipe around floyd ugly ass face after the party