What do you guys think? Could Buster Douglas have beaten a gorrilla? It might seem a bit far fetched, but according to a lot of people Tyson could, so maybe this is a pretty good question since Douglas kicked Tyson's ass.
Gorrilla would have to be on its worst off night ever. Then Douglas would get dropped and be allowed 14 years to get up, then the gorrilla would slip on a banana peel in the 10th and stop to get his mouthpiece and get counted out in about 4 seconds. BS win for Douglas.
Then Holyfield would sneak in and whoop Douglas's ass again instead of the Gorrilla getting an immediate rematch.
This is actually kind of funny. I enjoy a well-made satire thread. Those Tyson threads were getting out of hand. Tyson was such a...mythical fighter in a sense, with the way people wanted to seriously consider how he'd do vs wild animals and etc.