Tyson versus a Rhino

This the funniest thread ever :D On a serious note, Karate legend Mas Oyama vs Bull: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw6Ja1DwFnM

tyson would reck it, he played with tigers for fun

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the same thing if tyson hits the bull with body shots. He can knock the bull out . or maybe duran did knock out the ****in horse in the first place and its just a urban myth . A horse is 1500 pounds for **** sake . Ye morons have no problem in believeing that duran could knock out a horse but lambast me for saying that tyson could knock out a gorilla which is a much smaller animal by the way . Add to the fact that tyson hits about twice as hard as duran and you have some serious idiotic thinking going on . this shit is still hilarious :rofl::rofl:

if tyson hit the rhino with a full blown shot he will knock the rhino out. Also if he hit the rhino with body shots he will have the rhino on the groung in a mesh of pain . There should be a "stupid tyson topics forum" on Boxingscene, so people wouldn't have to post them here on the NSB forum. WTF, let guess what the next one will be...Tyson versus a great white shark! :mad: C'mon people! that would a good idea but we need catskills23 for that or maybe duran did knock out the fuckin horse in the first place and its just a urban myth . A horse is 1500 pounds for fuck sake . Ye morons have no problem in believeing that duran could knock out a horse but lambast me for saying that tyson could knock out a gorilla which is a much smaller animal by the way . Add to the fact that tyson hits about twice as hard as duran and you have some serious idiotic thinking going on . oh shit, :rofl::rofl: i cant stop laughing

or maybe duran did knock out the fuckin horse in the first place and its just a urban myth . A horse is 1500 pounds for fuck sake . Ye morons have no problem in believeing that duran could knock out a horse but lambast me for saying that tyson could knock out a gorilla which is a much smaller animal by the way . Add to the fact that tyson hits about twice as hard as duran and you have some serious idiotic thinking going on . :lol1::lol1: catskills are you serious with your posts? if so i'll be laughing even harder from now on :lol1:

if tyson hit the rhino with a full blown shot he will knock the rhino out. Also if he hit the rhino with body shots he will have the rhino on the groung in a mesh of pain . :rofl::rofl::rofl: catskills you da man

Tyson wouldnt beat a bull either. Sorry btw but I had to ask wHY DID U HAVE TO ASK???????????????????????????????????

Watch the power from the gorilla, this would happen to any fighter that thinks he could hang with him http://youtube.com/watch?v=dO_kr1yZG4A quality you tubin lol

by the way, i was joking. tyson might be hard but he couldnt knock out any big animals.

Watch the power from the gorilla, this would happen to any fighter that thinks he could hang with him http://youtube.com/watch?v=dO_kr1yZG4A http://youtube.com/watch?v=UdDh4954b_g

this is the best thread i've ever read. good work people. did duran really ko a horse!? fair play to him. i think tyson could have knocked out a gorilla before, but not now. he couldnt knock out a fuckin rhino though, they knock down trees for fucks sake.

Boxer or no boxer, no human would fare good against animals like these...dont get me wrong its fun to think about but since some of you guys are so confident saying things like "Tyson would probably be able to take on a gorilla", no boxer/human not named Tyson would dare go in a cage with a gorilla, why do you think no one has done it yet. It's a death wish. One hit from a Gorilla can take off your head...if they grab you, and try to hug you with there strength, they can easily killl you if they wanted. I once saw a program on PBS with Julia Roberts and she was near a male Orangutan...he took his arm and put it around her and moved her towards him like she was his...Julia shit herself, and they shut the cameras right off...I think they must have shot the animal down with tranquilizers because the next shot was with her a little shaken up, but the animal wasn't in the picture...I think they did show the animal was not killed, but who knows, editing is a wonderful thing...He didn't even seem like he wanted to harm her at all, but the producers were probably concerned that the animal didn't know his own strength compared to a human.

I don't think Tyson could, but Rocky Marciano could, "Look at the record, 49-0, that says it all" :rolleyes:

actually they said you should punch a croc or alligator on the snout to defend

I just think it's fu$%in' hilarious how delusional tyson fans are, they think he could actually go up against a gorilla & now a rhino. A gorilla would rip his face off, & a rhino would trample him without even noticing, what's next, Tyson vs a alligator? & I'm sure there will be people who say Tyson power would overwhelm it, fu$%in' retards.

this shit is funny! :D Tyson wouldn't stand a chance against a gorilla and now your pitting him against a rhino :confused: Tyson with a baseball bat vs a rhino wouldn't even last 5 secs. :p

Clearly Tyson would get murdered by either a rhino or a gorilla. Now Jack Dempsey on the other hand, would easily kill both.